Thing you learn about love making on lpsg.org

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  1. BigDuder

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    1. Every sexual encounter lasts for at least 45 minutes.
    2. Most men can have sex 12 times in the same day.
    3. The average penis is apparently 5.5 inches despite the ffact that this fails to correlate with anyone's experience in real life.
    4. If you have a 14+ inch penis, photographs of it will be blurry and at weird angles.
    5. All straight guys will suck a penis if it is large enough.
    6. They are even more likely to do this if they look like Tom Brady.



    feel free to add to this admittedly feeble list
     
  2. Zoeappeal

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    I want a man that will actually have sex 12 times a day...
     
  3. viking1

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    These examples tell me that I know very little. I'm learning, though.
    I've learned how far behind I am in my knowledge and abilities.
    Also, that, certainly, nobody would ever lie about such things...
     
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    Being intact makes you a love god. :biggrin1:
     
  5. No_Strings

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    But these are true. :thinking:
     
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    Actually, I think he is underestimating, but modesty forbids :redface:
     
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    I've learned more at LPSG than I ever learned from porno films.
     
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    7. Everyone enjoys seeing your bulge, regardless of whether you're in an official situation or even whenever children could be around.
    8. You measure length by jamming the ruler into the inside of your thigh until you puncture skin and have to be rushed to hospital.
    9. Girth measurements start at 6 inches.
    10. 100% straight means nothing - except in my case.
    11. Everyone has a cam and will show everything off to anyone, despite not knowing the person or even taking the time to become familiar with their sexual orientation and basing their c2c proposal off of that.
    12. Everyone's had sex with 500+ people and considers it a massive drag - especially those women who camp out on your front steps and refuse to leave until you've had 'curiosity sex' with them.
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    If you want to know what I have learned about love making on LPSG just read my story THE ISLAND. THis place is a treasure trove for research! :biggrin1:
     
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    the key words are every and most. of course these are true for studs like us.
     
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    Every man is rock hard and never has ED or PE.
     
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    All cut guys wish they still had a foreskin and have next to no sensitivity on their penis. :biggrin1:

    Large breasted women prefer titty fucking to actual vaginal penetration. :biggrin1:

    All men over 6' tall have huge, porno dicks and know how to use them. :biggrin1:

    Asian women have the tightest pussys followed by black and latino women. :biggrin1:

    White women have big pussys. This is proven by the fact they all like fucking big black dicks. :biggrin1:
     
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    The best way to approach a woman you've never spoken with is by waving a pic of your dick in her face and asking her if she wants to get naked for you.
     
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    And don't forget that women don't realy like anal sex!They don't have a prostate to be stimulated.You females just do it for the boy's that want to poke your ass.Thank STRONZO for that bit of knowledge!
     
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    All women prefer uncircumcised men.

    All men who are circumcised must learn to hate their parents for having had them circumcised.

    You can "restore" a foreskin after many years of painful stretching.

    All gay men want to suck off a straight guy.
     
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