Things In Porn You Hate?

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"Straight guy on guy" scenes where there's loud straight porn playing in the background so there's a porn skank screaming in the background the whole time.
 
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My comments are about straight porn. Perhaps there is crossover to the gay genre as well. There seems to be a lot of spitting and slapping in modern porn. It's a real turn off for me. Also, I don't like the oral scenes that turn into throat fucking with a lot of phlegmy spit. The sex has become very violent and ugly in my opinion. Good thing I have a big collection of 70s porn! Women with natural tits and bush. Guys with average-sized cocks. Ahh, the good, old days.
 
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Good thing I have a big collection of 70s porn! Women with natural tits and bush. Guys with average-sized cocks. Ahh, the good, old days.
When I was younger and saw clips from that time I didnt like them. I thought it was "old people stuff", but as I get older I begin to apprechiate it. It seems more real and way less staged. Plus it seems you see real people, no models.
 
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When I was younger and saw clips from that time I didnt like them. I thought it was "old people stuff", but as I get older I begin to apprechiate it. It seems more real and way less staged. Plus it seems you see real people, no models.
I would actually like to see gay reels from the 1940's and 50's I doubt a lot exist anymore but Something about those guys even into the 60's woof some 70's too but I think thats when it started to get skanky!
 
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Yeah I don't understand the total silence thing at all, and it's very disappointing
Agreed, and agreed with Leghunter. When a dude spits ropes he cusses or he grunts and moans, or all of the above. Nobody is silent unless its a danger wank or you have to fuck in silence because there are people next door lol. This is why I love amateur porn moreso. It holds that value with real orgasm reactions.
 

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"Straight guy on guy" scenes where there's loud straight porn playing in the background so there's a porn skank screaming in the background the whole time.
Especially when it's quite obvious that they are only using the porn as part of the scene setting to convince us the guys are straight.
 

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I can think of many in both gay and straight porn, spitting, gagging and slapping around the face for a start.

Men calling each other 'babe' - I saw a video the other day and every other word was babe, it sounded ridiculous!

Lastly, and I'm not against tattoos at all, but can we all agree gay porn stars have some of the worst tattoos in existence?!
Particularly now, yes. Some gay men hide behind the "freedom of expression" gambit but that doesn't stop my freedom of believing you look like an Etch-a-Sketch, trapped to forever be in a gym-going nightmare else an ounce of fat ruins one of twenty notepad doodles.
 
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They're free to do whatever they want with who, but claiming to be gay when they're obviously not is annoying, to put it mildly, and I have no interest in watching their videos.
"Oh I've never really done anything with another man before"

*hurls off jumper in one move to reveal six-pack, three stars tattoo and thin chain necklace, bends over like a champ, and bites lip during power wank*
 

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1. The gay ugly and tiny boy that is fucked by all the hottest guys of their company damn I'm fucking jealous but I prefer to watch just beautiful people fucking and always there is one ugly obsessed with the hottest guys and my favs are obbligated to fuck him....
 
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Lots of things, but the most disappointing is when there's a cut between the last "action shot" and the cumshot. Makes it obvious that they finished filming then the guy just jerked off for the cumshot. Applies to both gay and straight porn.

So much better when he pulls out and immediately blasts (or dribbles whatever) his load, making it clear it was the ass/pussy/mouth that made him cum
 

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For me, it's all about the content matching the title. If the title says oral and the content is actually a guy or gal sucking a cock, I'm all in. But if the title says oral and I see anal or the participants showing their ass or spreading their ass cheeks, it is a major turn off. If I started to view oral, I'm not there to see anything but oral, leave your ass cheeks out of the pic.
 
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The other day I said I needed to hear the dude cuss or moan as he let off a load instead of remaining silent... Adding to this thought sometimes I want the chick to be a bit quieter. Some of these porn actresses put a fella off with their over the top "ohhhh fuck fuck me fuck me" acting squeals. I want to hear genuine pleasure from a dude riding his cock in and making her moan and tremble.
 
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I almost forgot - fake looking cum.

The one that looks like these stupid drops of corn starch.

Like why don’t they hire extras who can pump huge loads when required?
Fuckin Oath. The old creampie videos in the 90s were notorious for that. Fake creampies then close up of a pussy or ass filed with cornflour and baby oil
 
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