Things In Porn You Hate?

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Fuckin Oath. The old creampie videos in the 90s were notorious for that. Fake creampies then close up of a pussy or ass filed with cornflour and baby oil
Actually sometimes its Cetaphil facial cleanser (looks remarkably like cum) Coco Lopez Cream of Coconut. Frankly im surprised they dont use spunk lube might be too expensive though.
 

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When searching for that porn video that gets you going, what are some turn offs that you can't stand and has you searching for a different video?

Just a couple of mine are when one or another performer is just unnecessarily loud. I hate super loud, fake sounding moans and weird noises where they play it up for the camera.

Another would be when someone has dirty feet. Kind of a strange one but I like cleanliness. If I see dirty feet I'm looking for another video. Bleh.
Complete silence drives me insane. Do you not want to be there? Are you bored? So annoying.
 
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Ugly and unfit guys banging supermodels in straight porn. I get that most of the content is aimed at straight men, so a relatable "Every man" maybe what they are aiming for but come on, choose some guy who looks like he makes an effort with his appearence and has some self respect. Levi Cash is a great example of a reasonably fit guy with a decent haircut who isn't super buff or too good looking to be plausible, for me he's the straight pornstar standard.
 
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the ugly ass black ink tatoos of birds wing spread on the inside of wome's thighs. talk about nasty looking. i'm ok with females having a cute or pretty tat of something but the full sleeves and body...please. you have beautiful bodies, don't jumk them up. remember you don't put bumper stickers on a mercedes benz.
 

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Yes, also it's nothing sexual, according to doctors a real prolapse is a medical condition. It shows how far porn has to go nowadays to get the ones who seen it all.
I know it is a real issue, I just mean that it has been sexualized.. they call it a "rosebud" or who knows what now lol. It ruined Citizen Kane for a lot of people, I am sure lolol.
 
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The "Giant-cock" and "Huge-cumblast" videos that are so hilariously fake. Like a big rubber prosthetic sticking out of a guy's fly while he is still wearing full pants or the video suddenly cutting and somehow a ridiculous fake cumshot comes out of a hose underneath the guy's dick that is nowhere near his urethra.
 
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I know it is a real issue, I just mean that it has been sexualized.. they call it a "rosebud" or who knows what now lol. It ruined Citizen Kane for a lot of people, I am sure lolol.
Eeh Citizen Kane was boring! If you know it was his sled you know the entire movie!
 

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The overextragrated moaning.
I am gay right but I was curious with straight porn so I watched some and oh my god the girl's moaning went right through me. Such high pitched squealing. So annoying. I thought my ears were gonna bleed. Lol.