Things In Porn You Hate?

[BiDude69]

I don't really watch professional porn but I would definitely say the music. It's ALWAYS shite.

Yeah, sadly good musicians don't tend to license tracks for porn, with very few exceptions

 

[aoin_uk]

The worst blow jobs I see in porn are ALWAYS from women on men. It's baffling that there aren't more gay people out there because from what I've seen straight sex looks AWFUL.

 

[BiDude69]

The worst blow jobs I see in porn are ALWAYS from women on men. It's baffling that there aren't more gay people out there because from what I've seen straight sex looks AWFUL.

Porn sex is so different from r l anyway and seldom something you'd want to do yourself, that way, for long periods. They don't either. So not really a great representation of what it would be like.
Saying that, the old adage that it is hard for a woman to love a dick like it's her own mostly holds true. And the same goes the other way, too, I am sure

 

[aoin_uk]

Porn sex is so different from r l anyway and seldom something you'd want to do yourself, that way, for long periods. They don't either. So not really a great representation of what it would be like.
Saying that, the old adage that it is hard for a woman to love a dick like it's her own mostly holds true. And the same goes the other way, too, I am sure

Very true. And I know that I couldn't find my way around a vulva without resembling a confused labrador so I need to be careful!

 

[BiDude69]

Very true. And I know that I couldn't find my way around a vulva without resembling a confused labrador so I need to be careful!

Not a smell you're accustomed to tracking down!

 

[Pollsmoker]

Women: the whining, the shrieking, and gugageling like a turkey when sucking a dick
Men: please don’t show me your asshole. I also hate seeing man or woman eating someone’s ass.

 

[1069369]

Fake cum sux.

And also those fake cum sharking scenes where the shark runs up to a stranger and shoots cum on her.

 

[Blondeblowjob7]

The music. The music in many pornos is stupid, corny, and takes away from the scenes.

 

[deleted18131771]

Double anal
Small dicks

 

[1069369]

Unshaven Korean clams. Landing strips are nice but please ladies, no jungles. Just no. No.

 

[hh4554]

The music. The fake noises. The bad dirty talk. Pointless plotlines. Lots of reasons I only watch amateur stuff.

 

[Nigel_Toronto]

Spitting and slapping seems to be a common theme in porn. I don't like it. I don't like the throat fucking, with gobs and gobs of saliva either. Amateur porn and vintage porn is sexy and enjoyable to watch.

 

[1069369]

When there’s a lack of chemistry between the parties and it’s all too mechanical. That sux.

 

[MrTMT]

Unshaven Korean clams. Landing strips are nice but please ladies, no jungles. Just no. No.

I remember reading an article published in the USA awhile back that Korean culture view pubic hair as a sign of sexual proud. The more pubic hair a person has the more sexually desire of that person. Some Korean would cultivate or grow as much pubic hair as he or she can.

 

[Nigel_Toronto]

I remember reading an article published in the USA awhile back that Korean culture view pubic hair as a sign of sexual proud. The more pubic hair a person has the more sexually desire of that person. Some Korean would cultivate or grow as much pubic hair as he or she can.

I have read that Korean women will actually get pubic hair transplants!

 

[xX_APO_Prince_Xx]

Finally a place I can state what I hate in porn xD here's some of mine:

1) That nasty looking bottom angle where you see the bottom of the balls and the dick going in and out of the ass, idk why but that's one of the most unattractive and unflattering angles imo, I prefer just the normal angle or the upper angles, anything besides the bottom, that's just gross >.>

2) The lack of hands free doggy style or doggy style bottom cum shots, that's a super sexy way to to see the bottom cum but they always have to make the bottom ride the dick sitting down facing away or facing the top to cum and that gets old after a while. I also dislike the lack of rimjob or bottom blow job cum shots, I love seeing a cute bottom cum from getting their ass ate or getting sucked off but I hardly ever see it

3) Super hairy guys, I don't mind some pubic hair, a bit of chest hair, some butt hair or some underarm hair but I get turned off if it's a mess of hair on the body and it looks so nasty when it gets sweaty...

4) excessive spit on the dick when sucking, it just looks kinda gross

5) too much position changes without any orgasm, I don't mind maybe 1-2 changes but after foreplay and sucking dick and eating or fingering the ass, I kinda expect maybe one position and then after that I want to see some cum flying or orgasms, it gets soo annoying when they have to switch between like 2-4 positions before someone shoots like come on

6) Last one: no ass play, I think rimming the ass and fingering it is needed so the bottom can get prepped, I don't like when it just goes into the sex without the bottom getting his cheeks ate and that whole loosened up a bit xD

 

[1069369]

When the loads aren’t big enough or outright dribbles . In situations like that I probably prefer a fake cumshot that looks half real.

 

[MrTMT]

I have read that Korean women will actually get pubic hair transplants!

That was what I've read, we may had reading the same article.

 

[deleted17561691]

As a gay guy the one thing that I always hated was when I start watching porn in the late 90's early 00's it seemed all of the movies would start with the big muscle top dropping his short's/jeans with the camera pulling away for a shot of his ass then 5 seconds later a shot of him getting a blowjob with a full on boner, you never saw the flaccid cock. It always seemed so fake. I always thought it would be so much hotter seeing the guy get turned on, getting a boner from the guy sucking him.

 

[ballparkdogg]

Using spit as lube. They make enough money to using some kinda of lube or something. Makes me gag when I see that. I fast forward past gagging on cock too. I gag cock then there will be puke on you