Things In Porn You Hate?

[1069369]

Using spit as lube. They make enough money to using some kinda of lube or something. Makes me gag when I see that. I fast forward past gagging on cock too. I gag cock then there will be puke on you

Yep I hate that too. Actually find it disrespectful if anyone spat on my cock. From the hundreds of hookers that I’ve fucked over the years, none have done this which makes me think they know many clients would not like it.

As for cock gagging, this is fine. So long as the slut doesn’t vomit

 

[ballparkdogg]

I have never went to a hooker.

 

[18wheeler]

Bottoms who seem to concentrate on jerking themselves off instead of concentrating on pleasuring their man. Drives me insane and ruins it for me.

 

[deleted1074483]

over the top grunting and groaning just seems fake and unnatural especially when they're doing it even when not doing anything as so many seem to do now :-(

 

[1069369]

When the man doesn’t moan as he cums or let’s out some piss weak ahh or err sounds. They all should learn from legends like Danny D on how to properly moan in a raw and animalistic way, to each spurt of cum and then more. Or at least dub it.

 

[YeetusMyMeatus]

over the top grunting and groaning just seems fake and unnatural especially when they're doing it even when not doing anything as so many seem to do now :-(

One of the things I really hate about straight porn is when girl will suck dick and make more noises than the man.

 

[deleted1074483]

One of the things I really hate about straight porn is when girl will suck dick and make more noises than the man.

yup i don't even like it when i hear people sipping their drink let alone slurping on a dick

 

[deleted17561691]

yup i don't even like it when i hear people sipping their drink let alone slurping on a dick

What gets me along with the slurping that sounds like the girl is having some kind of seizure is that I've seen a couple of videos where the girl is sucking the guy & she's wimpering & moaning louder than the guy as though she's getting satisfied from sucking him. Don't get me wrong, I love sucking cock, but I never moan as if I'm being sucked or cumming when I'm just sucking a guy.

 

[deleted1074483]

What gets me along with the slurping that sounds like the girl is having some kind of seizure is that I've seen a couple of videos where the girl is sucking the guy & she's wimpering & moaning louder than the guy as though she's getting satisfied from sucking him. Don't get me wrong, I love sucking cock, but I never moan as if I'm being sucked or cumming when I'm just sucking a guy.

i know its just fake and unreal and doesn't feel/sound sexy at all

 

[AllDixNeedLuv69]

in porn --i hate it when in a gay porn or straight one--it goes from one scene the guy/top approaching the hole with his dick then next scene it shows he is in balls deepin the guys ass or womans vagina/ass--i wanna see actual penetration and the time and patience it takes for that guy to get inside that hole

 

[1069369]

Dirty talk. Like when she says “oh your cock so big, fuck my little pussy. Yeah oh fuck it hard and fast make me cum. You can cum on my face I’ll swallow..” etc

Nope. Does nothing for me and even puts me off. Nothing like seeing a stud fucker dictate the scene and make the enthusiastically consenting woman moan when he wants her to moan.

 

[deleted1074483]

and a bit of teasing too - bottoms love it when you just hold your head in their sphincter, that moment of pleasure/pain and whats coming - not just the diving straight in balls deep which again doesn't happen in reality

 

[Jamesbgck]

As others have said, the fake moaning, most especially in straight porn, is almost unbearable. “Yes, yes, yeeeees! Oh my god! Fuck, fuck, FUUUUUCK! Ohhhhhh!” Completely ridiculous and artificial. No actual people do that when having sex. Honey, a few nice low moans are good. But the unending chorus of screaming and yelling and moaning — girls, give it a fucking rest. The absurd acting is just a joke. Who in the world is buying that that is legit and spontaneous?

I also hate the loud glug-glug-glug sound when someone is sucking cock. If it was once kind of hot, it’s gone to the extreme now. Seems like EVERY scene features this extreme gagging sound now. Unrealistic, off putting, and stupid.

 

[ANick.225]

Fake moaning and forced dirty talk is an instant skip for me. Moan and grunt when it makes sense not when the guy has slipped out and hasn't put it back in yet. Also, I get it, he's your little bitch cumslut cocksucker. Move on and show me, don't keep telling me.

For gay porn, it's guys that are just going through the motions and can't even fake being interested. No one in porn is winning an Oscar but "wow, you're so big" should not sound so sarcastic or bored to make me question the guy's size.

For straight porn, it's girls that look more like cheap sex dolls than an actual person. If I have to stop jerking off because I got distracted by a girl with lips like a baboon's ass, eyelashes that double as bangs, or eye shadow so heavy it weighs down their eyelids, I'm just changing the genre to gay porn for the night.

 

[Jamesbgck]

For straight porn, it's girls that look more like cheap sex dolls than an actual person. If I have to stop jerking off because I got distracted by a girl with lips like a baboon's ass, eyelashes that double as bangs, or eye shadow so heavy it weighs down their eyelids, I'm just changing the genre to gay porn for the night.

Amen, brother.

 

[sweetglue]

In the age of onlyfans and lots of amateur content Porn feels just like cheap imitation with bad actors -- still I enjoy it

 

[YeetusMyMeatus]

In the age of onlyfans and lots of amateur content Porn feels just like cheap imitation with bad actors -- still I enjoy it

I'm one of those that still likes porn from 25-30 years ago that had an actual plot and characters

 

[1069369]

Not a fan of the whole old-young theme, gramps fucks teens etc.

 

[deleted17561691]

Amen, brother.

I remember when I started watching porn & was in the closet, watching Peter North with women like Leena, who for me was a hot woman, some of the women now just look ridiculous.

 

[Dr.Jones]

Bad video quality is a huge turn off for me. I mean, bros, do it with proper cameras.