Things In Porn You Hate?

[wet4skin]

I've nearly given up on commercially produced porn. I get bored with the stupid plots, the bad acting, the lame fake moaning and whining, the absolutely perfect bodies, the choreographed movements, the perfectly timed orgasms. I get a lot more pleasure from watching the amateur porn that people are posting online -- and there's a ton of it out there, and there truly is something to match whatever mood or fantasy is jerking your chain, from pure vanilla to super raunch. It usually feels a lot more real and more realistic, and that's a better fit for me.

 

[dhbike]

Turn offs for me: Incest, child porn, anal,. blow jobs when recipient not into it.

 

[curtain_swoosh]

I've nearly given up on commercially produced porn. I get bored with the stupid plots, the bad acting, the lame fake moaning and whining, the absolutely perfect bodies, the choreographed movements, the perfectly timed orgasms. I get a lot more pleasure from watching the amateur porn that people are posting online -- and there's a ton of it out there, and there truly is something to match whatever mood or fantasy is jerking your chain, from pure vanilla to super raunch. It usually feels a lot more real and more realistic, and that's a better fit for me.

i definitely switched to real amateur porn for that exact reason haha

 

[Joseph6920]

I only watch gay porn, so:

1. Tattoos. Hate 'em. Unfortunately, the type of guys I like -- masculine, 25+, white/hispanic -- almost all have tats, many of them all over. Wish there was a site dedicated to non-tatted guys, or at least they would add a tag for clips where the actors have no ink so I could find them easier. (Part of the reason Men at Play is one of my favorites is that the men are mostly clothed, so you don't normally see any tats.)

2. Spitting. I don't get this at all. Yuck.

3. Endless build up. Ok, I know some people like the slow burn stuff -- I have a close friend who loves that -- but me, I want to get right to the action; and by action, I mean fucking. So I'd love it if they added flags to the clips so you could get right to what you want without having to search the clip for it.

4. Femme/twink bottoms (or even tops). MASSIVE turnoff. I'm watching porn where MEN have sex with MEN, and I want to see a MAN getting pounded; I want nothing that smacks of femininity -- no mannerisms, no pierced ears, no nail polish. Conversely, he shouldn't be cartoonishly butch -- seeing ordinary-appearing but still-masc men get fucked is glorious.

5. Bottoms who jack off. Dude, you're there to get fucked, leave your cock alone. Your only pleasure is inside your ass.

6. Poor angles. There should be a good balance between close-ups of the fucking and wide shots showing both bodies; in the former, I want to see the cock going in and out of the ass, and if you're also showing the bottom's useless, soft penis, even better; in the latter, try to include the bottom's face, so we can see the joy he's experiencing.

 

[1069369]

Too long foreplay.

 

[Luke42]

To me it would be when after having fucked bareback in the anus, they just slip it out and start facefucking. I mean please tell me why people should risk eating their own shit? Even if properly “douched” there are always fecal bacteria that should not go into ppl’s mouth! I really think it’s fucking disgusting.

 

[deleted17561691]

I was watching a str8 scene this morning, I can't remember which Porn stars fucked. At one point the guy put his hand around the woman's throat, she was on her back on a bed & he was leaning over her while fucking her & to me it just came across as creepy & wrong. He wasn't choking her, but to me it looked as though for a split second he was going to. I've seen videos, both gay & str8 where the top put's his hand around the bottom's throat & leans in & kisses then & it's very erotic. In this case to me it just looked wrong.

 

[1069369]

When there’s not enough “fucking noise” - literally. Like hearing the bed or chair creaking, and nice real moaning from both parties. The more animalistic the better the porn.

 

[deleted15763141]

Videos which are advertised as amateur or homemade which are obviously not. I most enjoy watching normal, average people having sex - all kinds of sex. These are people to whom I can relate seeing them as perhaps neighbors or friends. I also enjoy the sexual "fumbles" or mis-steps that you might see in real amateur porn.

As an example, my wife and I had a pretty long session on Sunday morning. She played with my cock, got me semi-hard, and teased me for 15 or so minutes. She seemed to just be in a playful mood with no intention of fucking, so I got out of bed. While standing next to the bed, she rolls over and starts sucking me which turned into another 15 minutes of continuous oral play. I could feel the precum start to ooze up through my urethra and I really wanted to just cum in her mouth. Instead, I asked her if she wanted me inside of her to which she enthusiastically hissed, "yes". I crawled back into bed and positioned myself above her. "Would you like some lube?", I asked. "No, just use spit". Okay, I did as asked. After a few strokes, it was pretty clear that she wasn't wet enough and not enjoying things to the fullest. I asked again about lube and she gave the go-ahead. So, I grabbed the lube out of a nightstand cabinet, applied some to my cock, laid a towel under her ass to absorb any lube which might drip down, and re-positioned myself above her. She took my cock in her hand and tried to guide me into her pussy. I was now so slippery that I slide below her pussy lips onto her perineum. We both laughed. Mind you - she's "driving". I would have loved to have slipped into her ass but instead, she moved my cock up and was able to slide it into her pussy. We spent the next 20 minutes gently fucking and holding each other. After I came, I leaned up and pulled out. She immediately pulled the towel from under her to wipe her labia and then used it to clean my cock.

Nothing spectacular about the entire thing. Just two people having sex, fumbling here-and-there, laughing occasionally, and satisfying an itch. Just normal, truly amateur sex.

Hi love this from Paget. Im exactly the same. Is there anywhere you can just watch couples having sex or playing. No porn, no playing to the cameras. Just pure couple sex. Id love to watch paget.

 

[deleted15814551]

Stupid and fake pretending like these people are siblings, despite being a well known porn actors. Or when they pretend to be str8 by the script. Like who believe you?

 

[1069369]

The whole slave-master bullshit where the mistress walks the man like a dog and makes him lick the floor. Nah.

 

[jjprodriv]

BAD ACTING

 

[1069369]

Small and thin cocks. Either that, or huge mouths. Basically when the cock looks small being sucked lol!

 

[virgoshawty29]

Loud music, slow motion video, unnecessary moans, and background tv playing out loud

 

[Jerrykaplan]

Unpopular opinion but...
Feet are so overrated. I'm not saying they're gross but they (imo) are the least attractive part of the human body. I think it's so much hotter to have socks or even shoes on during sex.

 

[Lover man]

i don’t like when there is clothing on or bad angles

 

[deleted15329811]

Not wearing underwear as someone who has a fetish its disappointing when a guy unzips and not wearing underwear bonus if they are boxers! No kissing like WTF?! Not eating the tops ass!

 

[PsychicPenguin22]

* When people fuck in weird or uncomfortable places, like on stairs or outside under a clearly scorching sun. I'm so vanilla, like what's wrong with a good ol' bed?

* This is more common in gay porn, I guess, but there's nothing sadder than some dude building up all that anticipation just to dribble two miserable little drops of cum.

* In bi porn, why is everyone, men and women, so damn ugly and always tatted head to toe?

* In lesbian porn, when they never take off the sexy lingerie, stockings, high heels, etc. Like, foreplay's over, take it ALL off!

* Also, I generally prefer cumshots on tits/belly/chests/abs than facials or creampies, but there is sooooo much more of the latter than the former.

 

[DavidAlmeria]

Women’s very loud , fake noises.

 

[YeetusMyMeatus]

Is there a single "straight guys getting serviced" style website where the guy doing the servicing isn't either fat, old, creepy or ugly?