Things In Porn You Hate?

[TriplePoint PolyBi]

When searching for that porn video that gets you going, what are some turn offs that you can't stand and has you searching for a different video?

Just a couple of mine are when one or another performer is just unnecessarily loud. I hate super loud, fake sounding moans and weird noises where they play it up for the camera.

Another would be when someone has dirty feet. Kind of a strange one but I like cleanliness. If I see dirty feet I'm looking for another video. Bleh.

I hate bi MMF videos where the guys are more into each other than the woman. The real turn-off to me was when the actress was getting it on with one of the guys and the other guy rudely pushed her out of the way so he could take over. In one swift motion he made her completely secondary to the sex action and that is a complete turn-off for me as my bisexuality is all about loving both genders and sharing the mens' and womens' bodies equally.

The other thing that turns me off in porn is the lack of any love component in any of the sex. Sure, there's lots of sex, but there's no real feel for any genuine love between the characters on the screen. Sure, they're porn actors and all, but jeez, guys, let's see a smidgen of lovemaking here, please?

 

[Cornick]

Turn offs for porn in general:
1) The rise of "incest" porn. Step-relatives count.
2) Cheating videos.
3) Exhibitionist videos that involve real people who didn't consent to it. Examples: masturbation in front of hotel cleaners, sex in public parks, flashing on buses, etc.
Special mention: porn ads that shame you for watching porn!

Turn offs specifically for gay porn:
1) When one or even both of the guys try to pretend that they're straight and filming their "first time" having gay sex.
2) Men with shaved body hair.
3) The entire concept that bottoming equals submissive and feminine.

Turn offs specifically for straight porn:
1) Women having sex with noticeably heavy make-up (particularly eyeshadow and mascara) and fake breathy voices. Bonus points if at the end her makeup is somehow still perfect.
2) Men who don't show any enjoyment and women who overact. Especially if they're in the same video!
3) When the man seems to put no thought into the woman's pleasure.

 

[Jerrykaplan]

For me those two are worse, because they've decided, with increasing regularity, that people want to see them getting pounded, and while wearing panties

Obviously people do or they wouldn't be rich lol

 

[aoin_uk]

Pull out...stab!
Pull out...stab!
Pull out...stab!

What a gimmick for show. Who does this in real life?

In times of sadness I truly recommend imagining stuff like this in real life. You're in the bedroom, the playlist is really working, you've got to the stage where everything is groovy and hot and in a great rhythm.....and then your partner suddenly does this stabbing routine, possibly even going in with some vocal work too.

 

[aoin_uk]

This is more common in gay porn, I guess, but there's nothing sadder than some dude building up all that anticipation just to dribble two miserable little drops of cum.

Followed by a suspicious edit and suddenly the chest is covered in PVA glue.

 

[aoin_uk]

I totally agree. Sex is more than the explicit details of the penetration. Prolonged close-ups become clinical--not sexy.

If the angle stays so close to the penetration for long enough that I might as well be watching a colonoscopy training video, there's something wrong with the porn I'm watching.

 

[Nigel_Toronto]

If the angle stays so close to the penetration for long enough that I might as well be watching a colonoscopy training video, there's something wrong with the porn I'm watching.

LOL. Perfectly put!

 

[deleted23200101]

I'm a gay guy... so, females. Somewhere I have a scene where a guy gets massaged by another guy and one thing leads to another. But at the beginning, a female 'receptionist' shows the guy into the room for the massage.

It's gay porn, we all know it's gay porn, even the 'actors'. To put a woman in to set up the 'scene' or 'storyline' ruins the whole thing for me.

 

[YeetusMyMeatus]

I'm a gay guy... so, females. Somewhere I have a scene where a guy gets massaged by another guy and one thing leads to another. But at the beginning, a female 'receptionist' shows the guy into the room for the massage.

It's gay porn, we all know it's gay porn, even the 'actors'. To put a woman in to set up the 'scene' or 'storyline' ruins the whole thing for me.

I'm not so bothered when they get female actors in non-sexual roles (such as Men.com where they have absolutely no peripheral vision), but one thing I cannot stand is when you know there's a woman behind the camera/on set.

 

[Don Logan]

In times of sadness I truly recommend imagining stuff like this in real life. You're in the bedroom, the playlist is really working, you've got to the stage where everything is groovy and hot and in a great rhythm.....and then your partner suddenly does this stabbing routine, possibly even going in with some vocal work too.

As a source of humor, you mean? These dumb porn-y moves just make me laugh and shake my head. So many guys are performing too hard, trying too hard.

 

[Nigel_Toronto]

A big turn on for me is that non-simulated sex is creeping into "main" stream movies. The scenes are erotic and well-acted. The love making is intimate, like all of us non-pornstars have experienced. The penetration and ejaculation are real, but they don't shout at you. It's not all for the camera, but we still see it.

 

[aoin_uk]

As a source of humor, you mean? These dumb porn-y moves just make me laugh and shake my head. So many guys are performing too hard, trying too hard.

Absolutely. If you take a step back it's a man misusing his cock and acting likes a complete fool. It's hilarious. You wouldn't ever think of doing it in real life.

 

[lapdog2001]

A big turn on for me is that non-simulated sex is creeping into "main" stream movies. The scenes are erotic and well-acted. The love making is intimate, like all of us non-pornstars have experienced. The penetration and ejaculation are real, but they don't shout at you. It's not all for the camera, but we still see it.

That's simply not happening in any SAG-AFTRA or any "Hollywood" produced movies, or 99% of the non-porn movies being made in the USA. It is more common in "foreign films" and truly independent films

 

[Nigel_Toronto]

That's simply not happening in any SAG-AFTRA or any "Hollywood" produced movies, or 99% of the non-porn movies being made in the USA. It is more common in "foreign films" and truly independent films

Yes, you are correct. That's why I put "main" in quotes. I was speaking of the independent films I have seen that feature actors I recognize. Movies like "Short Bus" or (to go way back) "Caligula". I find the sex scenes in these movies more of a turn on than outright porn.

 

[Ben Tramer]

Guys who are drama queens when they cum, like all the noise makes it sexier. I love when a dude just starts squirting without any warning, cum shooting high in the air without any screaming or squealing.

 

[RandomSuspects20]

Incest crap

relatable those people should be locked up for life

 

[anfhollisterboi]

With the advent of OF, I now skip the video entirely if there’s:
- music or loud background noise
- the cam being blinded by facing the light or window
- using condoms
- the bottom wearing a lockstrap the entire time (wtf??)
- the bottom just lay there
- the video is shot vertically, I believe we’re not designed to see like that
- most professional studios production, homemade all the way

 

[ShallyK]

With the advent of OF, I now skip the video entirely if there’s:
- music or loud background noise
- the cam being blinded by facing the light or window
- using condoms
- the bottom wearing a lockstrap the entire time (wtf??)
- the bottom just lay there
- the video is shot vertically, I believe we’re not designed to see like that
- most professional studios production, homemade all the way

I agree with most of these, but what i really 100% agree with is HOMEMADE ALL THE WAY! HOLY! The way i would choose amateurish videos over a studio production quality ones! Hahaha

 

[Northerner2023]

With the advent of OF, I now skip the video entirely if there’s:
- music or loud background noise
- the cam being blinded by facing the light or window
- using condoms
- the bottom wearing a lockstrap the entire time (wtf??)
- the bottom just lay there
- the video is shot vertically, I believe we’re not designed to see like that
- most professional studios production, homemade all the way

What wrongs with practicing safe sex

 

[Jamesbgck]

The fake moaning and screaming, particularly in straight porn. Give it a rest, girls. No one thinks it’s real.