Things In Porn You Hate?

[indyfrat79]

I hate that so many male porn actors are covered in tattoos. Beautiful men who are covered in ink. It’s just too much. I also hate guys with overly shaved pubes and chest hair.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

I hate that so many male porn actors are covered in tattoos. Beautiful men who are covered in ink. It’s just too much. I also hate guys with overly shaved pubes and chest hair.

With ingrown hairs, too. always looks like a questionable rash.

 

[404goldie]

Too much talking

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

BBC bullshit.

Internalized racism is real, and I think the genre has a lot to do with it.

 

[Scouse_sean]

I hate that so many male porn actors are covered in tattoos. Beautiful men who are covered in ink. It’s just too much. I also hate guys with overly shaved pubes and chest hair.

Totally agree

 

[RandyStrotter]

Excessive close ups.

I mean, does anybody REALLY like that shit? It's a plague.

 

[Disco_In_Dreams]

I hate that so many male porn actors are covered in tattoos. Beautiful men who are covered in ink. It’s just too much. I also hate guys with overly shaved pubes and chest hair.

This is my problem with Triga. Early triga videos I still watch often, however, in the last 10+ years it's all tattoos, shaved fems and spitting in each others mouths......I would honestly choose to lick pussy than let someone spit in my mouth

 

[Infernal]

How do I unpack this....

Monotone talking - Think Jeff Stryker, the man with a big dick and a personality like dry toast. Yeah. Suck. That. Cock. It's so damn boring.
Men who lift their legs and their ass opens up like a garage door. You know that top isn't going to feel anything no matter how big he is.
Joey Rodriguez/Armond Rizzo. He should only get fucked with a ball gag in his mouth.
Bad background music. I once saw porn with Yanni playing as the background music. I would rather hear flesh slapping flesh than new-age instrumental music.
Men with totally shaved crotches. I love a shaved hole, and I'm ok with trimmed pubes, but no bare crotch.
Prolapse - no need to even explain this.

 

[SpruceBringsteen]

The house looking in dire need of decoration

 

[ColonelLingus]

Hate when its zero chemistry between the actors and theyre just fucking for a paycheck. Thats usually why I just watch amateurs you cant fake passion and chemistry

 

[Hairylegs]

Dirty bare feet. Drives me up a wall. Smegma can't be far behind dirty feet.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Excessive close ups.

I mean, does anybody REALLY like that shit? It's a plague.

what? You don’t like seeing that missed skid mark?
(Ick)

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

what? You don’t like seeing that missed skid mark?
(Ick)

Fer fuckssake, woman...now every time I see a camera start to zoom, I’m gonna grow my phone across the room...rhyme unintentional (but awesome).

 

[Scarletbegonia]

What are you watching, Pervarino?

Fer fuckssake, woman...now every time I see a camera start to zoom, I’m gonna grow my phone across the room...rhyme unintentional (but awesome).

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Fer fuckssake, woman...now every time I see a camera start to zoom, I’m gonna grow my phone across the room...rhyme unintentional (but awesome).

Plus, you know I dance the prude/shocker line. You like it, admit it.

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

What are you watching, Pervarino?

Macro-porn.

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Macro-porn.

So really BIG skid marks?

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

So really BIG skid marks?

Is there another version? Go big, or go wash your ass, isn’t that the saying?

 

[Scarletbegonia]

Is there another version? Go big, or go wash your ass, isn’t that the saying?

Alas, as the one who chose to do laundry in my married years (instead of cleaning the bathroom,...we drew straws), I can tell you skids are quite varied.

 

[BigDickMale]

Top pet hate: the actresses or actors making unrealistic noises. So off-putting.
Second pet hate: Condoms. No matter how attractive I find the stars, or how much the porn plays into any of my fantasies, if there's a condom in use it's 'Next!'
Third pet hate: When, for some baffling reason, porn directors skip from just-before-penetration to a few minutes later when sex is in full-flow. God dammit, slow penetration, especially by a big dick, is the sexiest part of sex - why would they skip it?
And finally: any violence by men towards women, even if it appears that she wants. It's a turn-off, and should probably be banned.