Things In Porn You Hate?

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When searching for that porn video that gets you going, what are some turn offs that you can't stand and has you searching for a different video?

Just a couple of mine are when one or another performer is just unnecessarily loud. I hate super loud, fake sounding moans and weird noises where they play it up for the camera.

Another would be when someone has dirty feet. Kind of a strange one but I like cleanliness. If I see dirty feet I'm looking for another video. Bleh.
 

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When searching for that porn video that gets you going, what are some turn offs that you can't stand and has you searching for a different video?

Just a couple of mine are when one or another performer is just unnecessarily loud. I hate super loud, fake sounding moans and weird noises where they play it up for the camera.

Another would be when someone has dirty feet. Kind of a strange one but I like cleanliness. If I see dirty feet I'm looking for another video. Bleh.
Women actors who don't look enthusiastic
 

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I hate watching a bone dry pussy getting fucked. Seriously if a woman is moaning like she's being railed for her life and it's not fake then her pussy should be leaking like a dripping tap and his cock should be shiny and all grooled up or at least slightly wet. Make it look real and load her up with lube, LOL!
 

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Spitting, excess drool, facials (it's so fucking overdone), fake moans, women trying to sound... Adolescent with their moans and screams. It's fucking creepy. In gay porn, the bottom looking like he's in pain with zero ability to keep an erection. That just makes me think he's not really enjoying anything.

Two words. Pink. Sock.
I've never had my pussy dry up faster than that happening even on accident and they keep it in. It's horrid to me. Not sexy at all. Don't poke at it, don't try to stuff it and your dick back in, don't try to lick it! Omg it just squicks the fuck right out of me lol
 

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I would second some of the others already mentioned like the obvious fake over-the-top moans and noises, as well as excessive spit; particularly the loud, slurpy blowjobs.

But perhaps number one in my personal porn peeve trend...high heel shoes. Seriously, I never understood the appeal. When I want to have sex with a woman I prefer her to be completely naked and not have a stiletto digging into my calves. Ditto for socks, which seems to be a common theme along with pigtails for the cheerleader, barely-legal kink crowd. While I don't have a foot fetish, I do appreciate an attractive pair on a woman, so being naked while still wearing footwear is like a man properly groomed and wearing a fancy, expensive tux but forgetting to wear his trousers. It just looks stupid and out of place.
 
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The heels thing gets me too. Stilettos are fine for leg modeling (though they damage a woman's feet in the long run, but that's another story), but in sex....pointy things should never be near our tender bits.

@Mittimer Pink sock:confounded:. Bleurgh!

The first time I saw a picture of a prolapsed rectum I nearly blew my waffles. Looked like their prostate deployed out their backside like an airbag. Nasty. I guess some might like it but I'm not one of them.
 

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The heels thing gets me too. Stilettos are fine for leg modeling (though they damage a woman's feet in the long run, but that's another story), but in sex....pointy things should never be near our tender bits.

@Mittimer Pink sock:confounded:. Bleurgh!

The first time I saw a picture of a prolapsed rectum I nearly blew my waffles. Looked like their prostate deployed out their backside like an airbag. Nasty. I guess some might like it but I'm not one of them.
I just genuinely can't understand how it's considered sexy, insides stay inside the body. The outside bits are sexy. The fleshy pink bits need to stay inside. Ick ick ick.

I have to say, I'm a sadist so the heels appeal to me, but I can grasp why one wouldn't want them near the bits. :p