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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_JohnQPubic, Sep 7, 2011.
A self-explanatory subject, I think. Though there is wiggle room for interpretation of "member."
"you're so photogenic"
I saw your pictures on the net. You really do know how to use photoshop!
"i read everything you post. no, really. every single post." *crazy face goes here*
Now that I've seen your face, it has pretty much killed my fantasy.
"i keep pictures of you on my nightstand"
Hi! Say, your nipples don't stick out as far as they do in that red teddy.
"may i sniff your hair?"
Wow, you should never be seen out in public. Your digital enhancements kept me from throwing up when I saw your pic on the net.
Oh damn, I really hoped I would never see you in real life!
"OMG!! Mr. Calboner!! your peen is like intorwebz famous!"
Ohhhhh nooooo.......(hides face and runs).
"well, this is awkward"
It looks bigger online.......
The camera really does add 10 pounds
Hey look everyone, this person want's to show you his wee wee on the internet.
Nice video of you with that fat guy. And this must be your wife, how lovely.
"i made you a hand-knitted peen beanie, wanna try it on?"
Heh, you said you had 10 inches. What was your multiplier?
"i never know what to say when i meet a stranger i've already seen naked"