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Things NOT to say while having sex

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by BUSTERHYMAN, Aug 19, 2011.

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    if you handle it right, it'll make a wookie noise.
     
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    Can you hand me the remote
     
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    "Did you ever tell me your name?"
     
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    i can go solo
     
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    You look just like my mother.
     
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    man it stinks down there!
     
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    honk! honk!
     
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    wait a minute... are you NOT supposed to say this while having sex? Maybe that is my problem...
     
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    now say it in an elmo voice.
     
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    Could I get your name? My doctor will probably want to call you
     
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    So, what's your rate again?
     
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    That's all you got?!
     
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    i don't know. the instruction were in japanese.
     
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    monster hands!
     
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    I can't seem to get it up, can you put a paper bag over your head?
     
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    "My pastor told me guys will love it when I do this."





    JSZ
     
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    :rofl:

    "honey, do you have a vacuum cleaner?"
     
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    "Do you think the baby can feel it?"
     
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    MY LEFT!!! *ompf*MY LEFT!!!*owie*
     
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    Oh, you're still here???
     
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    "Can I be accused to use the restroom"
     
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    "taun-taun love!"
     
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    T.O. - this thread is hilarous!
     
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    "that's not how Dean Winchester would do it"

    *actual quote from actual sex
     
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    Let me cum in you, and I'll pay for the abortion.
     
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    and what's more I don't think we should have to make a decision about expanding into retail just on the basis of the tax code, especially since we hold the patent on the circuitry that will have to be included in the device. Our previous experience with Canadian distributors seemed to indicate that we can ship within 48 hours, and they'll be able to restock in their existing outlets without putting a dent on sales on this side of the border. Y'know, I've read the Noth American Free Trade Agreement and it does address this question directly.....

    O===w
     
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