Things NOT to say while having sex

[MickeyLee]

"Mom wants to know if you want a mini-pizza"

 

[paradisefalls69]

Houston, we have a problem!

 

[B_Coconutz]

Oh man, I'm not going any farther without lysol.

 

[parchissi]

not tonight honey - I have a headache.

 

[B_Coconutz]

You should'nt keep the litterpan so close to the bed.........what do you mean you do'nt have a cat?!

 

[parchissi]

Ouch - that hurts.

 

[MickeyLee]

"your credit card was rejected"

 

[ManofThunder]

Do I look big in this?

 

[parchissi]

Shall I cum now or later?

 

[paradisefalls69]

Omg what is that on your penis?

 

[MickeyLee]

"when was the last time you had a tetanus shot?"


*giggles, plots... 44 to go*

 

[paradisefalls69]

Looks like we need a smaller condom...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

OOPS, does the fact that this condom is past it's expiration date of any concern?

 

[paradisefalls69]

Your brother was way better!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hurry up, I'm late for my salon appointment!

 

[paradisefalls69]

Better make it fast, Jersey Shore is coming on!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

These aren't your good sheets, are they?

 

[paradisefalls69]

Want to remake 2 girls 1 cup vid?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hurry up before you wake up Grandpa/Grandma!

 

[paradisefalls69]

^^^ Would be a miracle if we woke grandpa & grandma from 6 feet under!

I hope you like crabs!