Things NOT to say while having sex

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

^^^^^ Heh:biggrin:, the only kind of crabs I like are from the A&P seafood section.
Hope you don't mind the dog watching.

 

[paradisefalls69]

Your dog licks better pussy than you!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You won't believe this, but my surgically created vagina just finished healing.

 

[paradisefalls69]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *breathes* hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Good_Golly_MsMolly]

person 1: say my name baby...
person 1: whats my name big daddy ? does that feel good?
person 2: ahh yes Stevie that feels great... Stevie baby suck it...I love you Stevie !
person 1: Who the hell is Stevie?
person 1: I'm Lloyd.

LOL

 

[B_Coconutz]

Do'nt worry sweety, herpes is'nt fatal.

 

[B_Coconutz]

"This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I'm not your King."

From the movie 300

 

[B_Coconutz]

This is gonna hurt me more than it will hurt you.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Do'nt feel ashamed, diarrhea is a great lubricant.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Wow, you really do suck at this.

 

[B_Coconutz]

You need to go to the bathroom.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Jeeze.......I wish I was fucking someone else.

 

[B_Coconutz]

How do real people have sex?

 

[B_Coconutz]

Do you smell something funny? Oh nevermind, after all this time, you must be used to it.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Trust me hon, I've spent alot of time on the internet. And as far as I can tell, all women do ass to mouth.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Damn, I do'nt know what happened. I always used to like sex.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Hey, I've got a great idea. I'll finish myself off and you leave.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Cmon, you know damn well we'll never do this again.

 

[B_Coconutz]

And I thought I was bad in bed.

 

[Snakebyte]

How much?