Things NOT to say while having sex

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    "Do you think the baby can feel it?"
     
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    MY LEFT!!! *ompf*MY LEFT!!!*owie*
     
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    Oh, you're still here???
     
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    "taun-taun love!"
     
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    T.O. - this thread is hilarous!
     
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    "that's not how Dean Winchester would do it"

    *actual quote from actual sex
     
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    Let me cum in you, and I'll pay for the abortion.
     
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    "you're kidding, right?"
     
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    and what's more I don't think we should have to make a decision about expanding into retail just on the basis of the tax code, especially since we hold the patent on the circuitry that will have to be included in the device. Our previous experience with Canadian distributors seemed to indicate that we can ship within 48 hours, and they'll be able to restock in their existing outlets without putting a dent on sales on this side of the border. Y'know, I've read the Noth American Free Trade Agreement and it does address this question directly.....

    O===w
     
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    hmm don'know.. that kinda got me hot :tongue1:


    "ohhhhh, it's blowing bubbles!"
     
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    Are you done yet? My husband's usually done by now.
     
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    Are you sure it's in?
     
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    "where!?!?"
     
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    Real quote, according to an old friend.
     
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    "Have you giving a blow job before" said right after she has been sucking me off for a couple of minutes
     
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    "hurry up! it's almost time for the virgin sacrifice"
     
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    "Get on top I don't wanna shake your bed apart"
     
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    Jeez, will you look at the time...
     
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    "utoh.... i think it's stuck"
     
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