Things NOT to say while having sex

[MickeyLee]

"i read about it on the interwebz"

 

[D_JohnQPubic]

You're so hot, I'm going to post this vid on LPSG.org in my Sisters album!

 

[MickeyLee]

"you got butt cooties on my pillow"

 

[parchissi]

Are you dribbling or sniffling?

 

[MickeyLee]

"squirtle, squirtle, squirt...... POKEMON!"

 

[TexasC0wb0y]

This is just like my sisters!

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

I had to fart. Sorry it blew your dick apart.

 

[MickeyLee]

"it's not like you can get herpes twice"

 

[D_Ricky Dickardo]

um, maybe 'I' better be the top for the rest of this...

 

[MMT22]

"Where does your dad keep his shotgun?"

 

[Ronado]

"you got butt cooties on my pillow"

That happens no joke

"Stop panting, your not a dog"

 

[willow78]

"Can I get a senior's discount?"

 

[wags]

Your kinda freaking me out i'm gonna leave now.
P.S. This was after they said to me "you have a really nice bum bum, I bet your farts smell really good."

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"Oh, Mr Mailman/Milkman/Mr UPS man!"

 

[MickeyLee]

"oh, wow. where did you say that first aide kit was?"

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

"I think I need a book on spelunking...."

 

[Ronado]

"stop soaking my sheets, you better do the laundry when your done"

 

[rough_neck_9_1]

"Which hole do I put it in again?"

 

[Ronado]

"I won't get shot on my dick when I stick it in will I"

 

[SyddyKitty]

Post-anal: "Hmm... looks like a Cherry Pie."

^Trip to the emergency room!