Things NOT to say while having sex

[bigboy9239]

Lol......let me pop that pimple on your nose..

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

You have any cute girlfriends i can meet.?

 

[bigboy9239]

Did i ever show you my Herpes boils? They're fucking huge!

 

[MickeyLee]

"you had a special childhood didn't you?"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Do you ever wash that thing

 

[bigboy9239]

LOL....MY GOD is that it?

 

[parchissi]

Just lock the door behind you when you're finished.

 

[rough_neck_9_1]

It looks like Cthulhu...

 

[xmarksbreakdownx]

"So... does this mean I have an A or... what?"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Did you ever thing about getting a nose job?

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

Oh Shit! I think the condom just popped!

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

What time will your kids get home from school?

 

[Daichii]

What time will your kids get home from school?

No that's a turn on kind off. Not that, you know... it's right, and all that. But yeah.

Me, laughing at a stand up comedy on tv while she's was top. Threw her off.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

No that's a turn on kind off. Not that, you know... it's right, and all that. But yeah.

Me, laughing at a stand up comedy on tv while she's was top. Threw her off.

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LOL If a guy asked me about my kids mid-sex... the game's over... total turn off.... guess guy's and girls are different.

One time I had cum like 5 times and hubby went limp all of a sudden...I said


"oooohhh shit! that's not supposed to happen"


well that was the end of that session....

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

It looks like Cthulhu...

:lmao:

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

No thanks, I don't smoke.

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

"fish... yes, that's what I forgot to get at the store today"

 

[willow78]

Hurry up, the football's about to start!

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

"hey can you cover my feet for me? They're getting cold"

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

Can i post our sex video on you tube