Things NOT to say while having sex

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Yes, I think you're a great fuck, Muriel, Margaret, may?

 

[bigboy9239]

Yum...let me pop that pimple and suuuccckkk the cream cheese right out!

 

[B_Coconutz]

Your own name.

 

[D_LeonardoDeCrapio]

This would have been easier if you wore the paper bag.

 

[OCMuscleJock]

you really should have checked for dingle berries before we did this...

 

[B_Coconutz]

I told you we should have waited till hell froze over.

 

[B_Coconutz]

I know this really hurts, but if you stop screaming, I will cum.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Wow, that really is a lot of blood.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Oh shit, dail 911.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Ok, you got me. I would rather do 69 because your farts smell better than your breath.

 

[B_Coconutz]

My shotgun says you're still a woman.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Do you really need to have an orgasm?

 

[B_Coconutz]

I will never do this again.

 

[B_Coconutz]

This is the worst thing that has ever happend to me.

 

[B_Coconutz]

With all due respect, please kill me.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Sorry, the alcohol wore off. You are too ugly to fuck.

 

[B_Coconutz]

I'm sorry, I thought I was blind.

 

[tiggerpoo]

Is that your front or your back?

 

[B_Nia88]

bring on the next horse

 

[B_M37]

Can you move your head, I can't see the game on the television!