Things NOT to say while having sex

[B_Coconutz]

Do you mind if I think of someone else while we are doing this?......your dog has a really nice ass.

 

[B_Nia88]

Daddy do me like you do mom.

 

[B_Coconutz]

The smell is to die for. Please let me die.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Your parents never warned you about this.

 

[B_Coconutz]

It's ok, your mom is still a virgin.

 

[B_Coconutz]

I really hoped this would have gone better. Unfortunately, the suicide bomber never showed up.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Wow, you turned me......I am now gay.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

What lubricant can i put on your ass for anal?

 

[B_Coconutz]

Yes, we do need lubricant. Go out and find an oily skinned vagrant.

 

[Russ311]

I hope that's your clit, cause if not you have a dick and I'm in bed with Chynna!!!

 

[B_Coconutz]

Positive is a good thing, right? Cause I was just tested for HIV.

 

[B_Nia88]

Daddy, mom just got home.

 

[B_Coconutz]

I'm starting to feel a burning sensation down there. I hope my diarrhea isn't affecting you the same way.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Oh shit, I forgot my colostomy bag was still attached.

 

[chrome416]

The old Deap Throat porn movie had the best, "Mind if I smoke while you're eating"? HAHAHA

 

[B_Coconutz]

The Moderating team found this post to be in violation of the present rules regarding content that is unacceptable; "Inappropriate content involving minors, animals or acts of incest - by minors we mean those under the age of 18, incest is sexual acts of any kind between relatives, regardless of their age or relation to each other (brother/sister/father/mother and so on)."

The content of the post has been removed and we request that all members read the rules and follow them in the future.

Members found to be continuing in the same manner after the posting of this warning, will be subject to further actions and sanctions up to and including reviewing your continued participation at LPSG.

 

[B_Coconutz]

It's ok, I've told everyone else that I had sex with that I didn't have an STD.

 

[B_Coconutz]

The Moderating team found this post to be in violation of the present rules regarding content that is unacceptable; "Inappropriate content involving minors, animals or acts of incest - by minors we mean those under the age of 18, incest is sexual acts of any kind between relatives, regardless of their age or relation to each other (brother/sister/father/mother and so on)."

The content of the post has been removed and we request that all members read the rules and follow them in the future.

Members found to be continuing in the same manner after the posting of this warning, will be subject to further actions and sanctions up to and including reviewing your continued participation at LPSG.

 

[SurferGirlCA]

Wait. It is hard now?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I probably shouldn't mention this now, but I have a meeting with my parole officer coming up in two hrs.