Things stressed women say @ work

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  1. Principessa

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    Things stressed women say @ work

    1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.

    2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

    3. Well this day was a total waste of make up

    4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?

    5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.

    6. Do I look like a people person?

    7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

    8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.

    9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

    10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?

    11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

    12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

    13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

    14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

    15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.

    16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.

    17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too.

    18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

    19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

    20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

    21. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done.

    22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

    23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?

    24. Earth is full. Go home.

    25. Aw, did I step on our poor little itty bitty ego?

    26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

    27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

    28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.

    29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

    30. Look in my eyes...do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?
     
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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Oh really? Do they stay employed for long?
     
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    thanks for posting these!!
    loved them and felt a few deep down there!!
     
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    Most of these were new to me.
     
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    Thanks, NJ! You relieved some of MY stress with those! LOL
     
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