Things that never cross your mind when making love.

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  1. Drifterwood

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    Oh you have such fine long legs.

    Wow, your hair looks great.

    Maybe your ass does look big in that.
     
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    What the hell don't we think about during sex?
     
  3. Drifterwood

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    That good eh? :biggrin1:

    TBH, I have laid there thinking about the next day's schedule, making the odd groan when it seemed appropriate :eek:
     
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    do you mean like...have i left the gas on?. did i lock the door? sort of thing.
     
  5. Drifterwood

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    Really I was thinking of things that we think are important, but when we get down and dirty, they just don't matter anymore.
     
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    Oh you mean like "Oh my, what a HUGE bank balance you have!", "Your collar size is sooooo sexy!" or "You're so tall!"... that kind of stuff?
     
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    Indeed.

    "oh, I still like you without your Armani and Aston Martin"
     
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    Have the pets eaten?
     
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    LOL, that and I have to empty the dishwasher. :biggrin1:
     
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    Properly brought up young ladies of the first half of the 20th Century were not supposed to find sex enjoyable.

    Wives were encouraged to make out shopping lists -- uh, peanut butter... eggs... Captain Crunch... coffee... Minute Rice -- while the man got his reward for being the breadwinner and a good husband.
     
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    Only the first half of the 20th century? That's what I was brought up to do and I don't know about you guys but I LOVE making lists and thinking about what I need to do around the house while I'm getting my brains banged out.
     
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    God, I hope he cums soon. The dry cleaner closes at 7:00.
     
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    Damn. I've been working on this cock for almost 2 freaking hours! Giving head isn't fun anymore! This has now turned into labor! I need an hourly salary if this continues to go on! PLEASE cum dammit.
     
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    Two hours? Are you kidding me?? Either he has a substance abuse problem or you need practice.

    I can cancel my plans tonight if you'd like.
     
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    Will I have to do it again in the morning to show that I meant it?
     
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    Can my room mates hear him?
     
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    I wonder what this would feel like with a chic.

    Liberace naked.

    Did Fraulein Maria and Captain Von Trapp do it in the missionary position.
     
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    I wonder if he likes my hair this shade of red?
    Did I unplug the iron?
    Is the sliding glass door locked?
    Did I set my alarm clock, cause this dude is wearing me out! :tongue::eek:
    I am so glad I changed the sheets this morning.



    Honey, they don't call it a blow jobfor nothing; it's work! - Samantha Jones: Sex and the City. :biggrin1:

    Which Aston Martin? :confused::wink::biggrin1:
     
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    Hmmm... The balding patch is growing. I thought so.
     
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    Thoughts I never have during sex:

    "Gee... maybe this would be more fun if I had a smaller unit."

    "Do I smell bacon?"

    "Lubrication... huh. That reminds me-- the minivan's overdue for an oil change."

    "What's that stuff you use to patch drywall... spackle? is that it?"

    Unfortunately, now that I've sat here and thought about these thoughts I never think, I'm sure I'll be thinking them next time.
     
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