Oh you have such fine long legs.
Wow, your hair looks great.
Maybe your ass does look big in that.
Wow, your hair looks great.
Maybe your ass does look big in that.
Things that never cross your mind when making love.
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That good eh? :biggrin1:
TBH, I have laid there thinking about the next day's schedule, making the odd groan when it seemed appropriate
Really I was thinking of things that we think are important, but when we get down and dirty, they just don't matter anymore.
Oh you mean like "Oh my, what a HUGE bank balance you have!", "Your collar size is sooooo sexy!" or "You're so tall!"... that kind of stuff?
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LOL, that and I have to empty the dishwasher. :biggrin1:
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Properly brought up young ladies of the first half of the 20th Century were not supposed to find sex enjoyable.
Wives were encouraged to make out shopping lists -- uh, peanut butter... eggs... Captain Crunch... coffee... Minute Rice -- while the man got his reward for being the breadwinner and a good husband.
Wives were encouraged to make out shopping lists -- uh, peanut butter... eggs... Captain Crunch... coffee... Minute Rice -- while the man got his reward for being the breadwinner and a good husband.
Only the first half of the 20th century? That's what I was brought up to do and I don't know about you guys but I LOVE making lists and thinking about what I need to do around the house while I'm getting my brains banged out.
D_Ireonsyd_Colonrinse
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Damn. I've been working on this cock for almost 2 freaking hours! Giving head isn't fun anymore! This has now turned into labor! I need an hourly salary if this continues to go on! PLEASE cum dammit.
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I wonder what this would feel like with a chic.
Liberace naked.
Did Fraulein Maria and Captain Von Trapp do it in the missionary position.
Liberace naked.
Did Fraulein Maria and Captain Von Trapp do it in the missionary position.
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I wonder if he likes my hair this shade of red?
Did I unplug the iron?
Is the sliding glass door locked?
Did I set my alarm clock, cause this dude is wearing me out! :tongue:
I am so glad I changed the sheets this morning.
Honey, they don't call it a blow jobfor nothing; it's work! - Samantha Jones: Sex and the City. :biggrin1:
Which Aston Martin?
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Thoughts I never have during sex:
"Gee... maybe this would be more fun if I had a smaller unit."
"Do I smell bacon?"
"Lubrication... huh. That reminds me-- the minivan's overdue for an oil change."
"What's that stuff you use to patch drywall... spackle? is that it?"
Unfortunately, now that I've sat here and thought about these thoughts I never think, I'm sure I'll be thinking them next time.
"Gee... maybe this would be more fun if I had a smaller unit."
"Do I smell bacon?"
"Lubrication... huh. That reminds me-- the minivan's overdue for an oil change."
"What's that stuff you use to patch drywall... spackle? is that it?"
Unfortunately, now that I've sat here and thought about these thoughts I never think, I'm sure I'll be thinking them next time.
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