Things that never cross your mind when making love.

[joybunny]

"Gee that red polish on my toes is really shiny!"

 

[poizen-ivy]

I'm a little embarrassed. I have thought a few of these during boring sex.
Especially the nail polish :biggrin1:

I have also thought: "oww oww thigh cramp, THIGH CRAMP... fake it so he gets off me" lol That was some pretty dull sex !!

But, I've never thought about the queen or England.