Things that ruin otherwise good porn for you

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  1. jason79

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    Ruin is a strong word, but I thought it would be fun(ny) to share opinions about what turns you off when watching porn. In another thread someone mentioned not being able to watch clips with guys smoking. Here are some things that annoy me:


    • Being too aware of the camera. Straight porn seems to have a lot of this. Girls squeezing their tits together and licking their lips while making sultry eyes at the camera. There's a cocksucker on xTube who would make me hot but I can't get over him performing for and staring into the camera every five seconds.
    • Bad music. :tongue:
    • Excessive gagging/crying/choking/puking when giving head.
    • Never showing the face of a hot guy (again, straight porn! argh), although this sometimes serves to make the scene even hotter... I guess tantalizingly frustrating is a better description.
    • Overly dramatic vocalizations. Or watching two rugged, built guys go at it only for one of them to yell "thtick it in my athhhh!!" in an oddly high register.
    • Facials. Not unwatchable, of course, but isn't swallowing so much fucking hotter?
    What about you guys?
     
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    For me it's when the people are not at all aroused by each other. I mean they may have erections, but there's no excitement between them. This is the worst aspect of bad porno.
     
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    Models that keep stroking just to ensure they maintain their big sticks for the camera and for social pressures that focus too much on size... I for one like to see more balanced, natural, soft shots with no constant obstructions of the model's hands grabbing at it all the time for the sake of big.
     
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    For me that my number one problem with porn. A lot of it just seems to so passionless. I also don't like

    - Overacting in porn. (Too much grunting,shouting etc)
    - When both performers are silent
    - Loud Music
     
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    Baby oil is not sexy!
     
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    when the camera guy is talking all through out the scene......really annoys me
     
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    When the soundtrack has been added on later, there's usually too much of it and it's mis-timed.
     
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    Soundtracks, lack of GENUINE emotion and smoking
     
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    When they give the porn actors dialogue & they try to act...

    When a hot guy is camper than Christmas...

    When guys refer to their ass as their pussy, c**t, etc...

    Constant close up shots, I like to see faces as well as fucking...
     
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    Exaggerated Sex Talk eg. Brad f'n MCQUIRE from T.I.M. who feels it necessary to repeat 'yeah' fifty times before he blows his load.
    Shower Scenes - never has one worked for me - gay or straight.
    No Asshole - evident in straight films were they edit out the guy's hole and shoot from the ball sack downwards when he's filmed from behind pumping his woman.
    Baseball Caps - like that uber douche Brendan - we don't care if you're balding as the damn cap gets in the way. Bad fashion accessory from the US.
     
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    aside from the obvious over acting or lack of acting, guys with long hair, idk, it just turns me off big time. :indifferent:
     
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    Scrawny twinks who think they're big studs.
     
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    This turns me off too. I like long shots were you can actually see what he people having sex look like. Porn that is just dicks going into holes over and over does nothing for me.

    I also get turned off by shots of big loose gaping butt holes. Gross. It just makes me think they're going to need a diaper when they get older.

    I 2nd that too. I hate looking into the camera while sucking dick.

    Also, twinks that look 13. Just no.
     
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    Women!
     
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    I hate it when queeny dance music is playing in the background.
     
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    The "gay" voice. I can't deal with it. Either in porn or real time.
     
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    Rimming. It's nasty. Just put your fucking dick up there! And no fingers or dildos either.

    Piss.

    Shit.

    Puke.

    Back hair.

    Chest hair that isn't on a buff bod. To me, chest hair only looks good on hot, muscular bodies.

    A few other things.
     
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    Fake tan, fake tits, bobybuilder type guys, basically all professional porn.
     
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    loud & bad soundtracks, stupid dialogue, guys that are obviously just fucking for the money
     
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