Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

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  1. PinkSteel

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    Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

    1.? Talk about a huge breast!
    2.? Tieing the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3.? It's Cool Whip time!
    4.? If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    5.? Whew, that's a nice spread!
    6.? I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7.? Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8.? It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9.? Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    18. How long do I beat it before it's ready


    19. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
     
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    20. Do you eat all of that, or do you leave the crust?
     
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    21. Who spilled cream on the table?
     
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    that's number 7.
     
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    Rub a dub dub
    Lord, thanks for the grub
    Ammeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnn!
     
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    23: Your pie the best I've ever tasted (If commenting to a female host.)
     
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    24. Wow, when you spread the legs, you can tell it's nice and moist.
     
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    And hot there, godiluvabig, don't forget hot!
     
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    can you put spread the gravey on my meat?
     
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    No better time to have and appreciate a good stuffing.
     
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    Those are some juicy breasts.

    I'd like some whipped cream on top of that.

    Is it just me, or is the gravy a little salty? ;)

    So, what's you're secret ingredient?
     
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    Looks like I'm going to take part of a lot of good stuffing

    Such nice looking legs and thighs

    MMM I love this gravy, you make it yourself?

    Wait til he puts his sausage on the table, then people will take notice.
     
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