Things you don’t like in porn

[890938]

i can do without all the ass to mouth. It’s skeeves me the fuck out. I appreciate that you’re willing to do it but it’s not for me. I also hate the exaggerated gagging noise during a blowjob. I can definitely live without seeing a bright red gaping asshole

 

[MickeyLee]

Heterosexuality. I mean there are heaps of things I dislike. Most are found in straight porn.

 

[LDNdude]

i can do without all the ass to mouth. It’s skeeves me the fuck out. I appreciate that you’re willing to do it but it’s not for me. I also hate the exaggerated gagging noise during a blowjob. I can definitely live without seeing a bright red gaping asshole

Haha! You took the words right out of my mouth. I can tolerate watching a bit of rimming if it’s minimal and in between some better scenes, but I don’t really seek it out. But full-on tongue driving down into an arsehole, yuck! That’s not erotic for me. It’s kinda nauseating.

And excessive body tattoos and piercings and modifications. I appreciate that “excessive” is subjective. But for me, if more than half their body is tattoo rather than natural skin, it’s just not my thing. And any kind of genital piercing whatsoever is an automatic reason for me to click a link for a different porn clip altogether.

 

[deleted1048037]

Cringy, cheesy sex talk! I cannot get off to that!

 

[Kret7]

The lack of midgets!

 

[Enid]

Choking. What is that about

 

[TexanStar]

Mislabeling of videos / sex acts.

It'd be nice if a lot of what I was promised by the title actually matched up with what was in the vid

 

[890938]

I also despise music over a good porn.

 

[thisguy805]

I can't stand the over exaggerated orgasm. Just let it come natural, pun intended.

 

[Tight_N_Juicy]

Any and every attempt at a "story" to the flick. I'm playing my own fantasy in my mind, and the acting is much more believable.

I don't need mental stimulation. Just a lil visual from time to time.

 

[890938]

I also don’t like when the guys are overly aggressive to the women. Like when they call them dirty whores and shit like that

 

[alcor972]

I don't like…
lol...
aesthetic turn-off...
1... the lack of homoeroticism in gay porn… with not enough attention devoid to the masculine beauty... what a scandal...
lol…
2… the lack of complicity/interaction between two top guys in a gay threesome… which is in this case just a simple addition of two one on one scenes… and making the word threesome almost innapropriate… lol…
3... the fact that a top guy or a straight guy refuses by his attitude to feel erotic pleasure by another way than with his cock… or being desired for another part of his body than just his cock... lol… as if this status is just made to only be applied to a bottom guy or a woman…
………………………
sexual practices turn-off…
1... I don't like feet licking/smelling… lol…
2... I'm not very ok with penetrative objects… dildos or others…
3... I don't like spits too much… and generally please have a moderate use of saliva… lol…
4... I'm not a fan of sado-masochism imagery...
……………………
major turn-off now… danger zone…
I can't bear… monster sex… tentacles… aliens… mixes of fantastic/science-fiction themes with eroticism...
this is just awful for me…

ok...

 

[deleted1253403]

Fake orgasms

 

[Humiliter01]

Condoms.

 

[deleted1253403]

Condoms.

Unless you want to fill my ass with all the used ones

 

[palakaorion]

Choking, gagging, retching.
Blood, urine, or feces.
Prolapsed anything.
Anything with breath control or even vaguely snuffish.
Overly youthful actors (sets off my pedo alarm).
Out of focus or poorly framed.
Activities not as advertised in title or description.
Pixelated censoring.

 

[Abraram]

Let's see, there's quite a lot of annoying stuff in porn... I don't like:

- Too much foreplay (like over half the video dedicated to kissing, rubbing, BJs...) Of course, I can always skip to the fuckin' part. XD
- Background music
- Weird locations (rooftops, hospitals, churches WTF?)
- Too much ink (maybe a couple tatoos are fine, but I prefer natural skin), too many piercings or "excessive" body modifications (as was pointed out before)
- Clothes on (panties, bras, jockstraps, socks, etc.) Sex should be completely naked, unless it's the amateur, in public, better-hurry kind of thing.
- Cock rings and similar stuff. It's like "What's the problem, man? Can't you keep it up without that thing restricting blood flow?" XD
- Fake acting (too much gagging, shouting, moaning, fake orgasms...)
- Lame acting (when there's no chemistry at all and actors seem bored, with almost no physical contact besides the genitals)
- Too much rimming and ass-to-mouth... Yuk!
- BDSM and aggession, especially against girls in straight scenes (choking, throwing them around, spaniking too much or too hard, spitting).
- Excessive close-ups or POV or no faces at all. A little bit is fine, but I prefer to get the whole picture, including both actors' faces.
- Condoms (unless it's part of the fantasy, like in the "luring the str8 guy into gay sex for the first time" kinda thing)
- Pulling out when the title promised an internal shot... That's fake advertising!!!

Whoa, that was some list! In general I could apply the "less is more" principle, I guess.

 

[Enid]

You know what? I don't much like that I can't easily find through the regular means a variety of the subject I like most.

I mean...like most people I take the copout route and go straight to pornhub. It's easy, right? Free, simple, decent search engine (I guess).

Thing is, I'm *usually* into spanking scenes, and I happen to like the office type environment as a setting. But I want to see a mix of genders, damnit! Yea yea, sometimes I'm totally into the male boss punishing his secretary. We've all seen the movie Secretary (well, maybe) and yea that shit was hot. But what about when I wanna see a female boss spank her female assistant? Or her male assistant? Or gasp, a totally hot guy boss completely punish his cute guy assistant? That is so hard to find, that variety. Mostly it's the guy boss spanking the female secretary. And lemme tell ya, the dudes are often not cute.

Anyway. There ends my rant. Maybe if I paid for some premium subscription to an interest specific site, I'd get the variety I desire. But what do I care really, I only look at it for 5 minutes tops.

 

[890938]

Condoms.

Yesssssssss

 

[EllieP]

I also despise music over a good porn.

When did your hatred of the saxophone begin?