Things you normally wouldn't hear at a gang bang...

[MickeyLee]

"when the pizza guy gets here, everybody hide."

 

[D_Kitten_Kaboodle]

yeah ... I'm sure you'd NEVER hear that at a gangbang... LOL

referring to "coconutz post"

 

[B_Coconutz]

If the pizza guy comes here with the wrong toppings, we will cover him with the right toppings.

 

[BUSTERHYMAN]

FancyPants HAVE YOU SEEN MY COCK RING?

 

[B_Coconutz]

How many of you need your hymen busted?

 

[MickeyLee]

"i must express my thoughts in haiku..."

 

[D_Bent Affleck]

"Chinese fire drill!"

 

[bigboy9239]

Madge!!!!.......has anyone seen my wife?

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Hurry up, OPRAH'S on in fifteen minutes.

 

[D_Bent Affleck]

I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

(yes, I know I'm probably going to burn in hell for this one...lol)

 

[B_Coconutz]

I'd like to take a moment to speak to you about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

(yes, I know I'm probably going to burn in hell for this one...lol)

No, you're going to burn in hell for posting here.:biggrin1:

 

[B_Coconutz]

I'm getting everyone here pregnant!

 

[beretta8]

I thought I was supposed spread your legs.....not the goo in between them.....

 

[B_Coconutz]

Hurry up, OPRAH'S on in fifteen minutes.

Fuck that....run! Oprah will be here in five minutes!

 

[beretta8]

What IS that smell????

 

[B_Coconutz]

Has everyone here had their shots?

 

[B_Coconutz]

What a bunch of amateurs.

 

[B_Coconutz]

Everyone, please forgive me for my prune juice addiction. There are several showers located around this vicinity.

 

[D_LeonardoDeCrapio]

Please, if you cum on the floor, leave a napkin over the main stain area.

 

[rawrrawr]

If you sprinkle while you tinkle, please be clean and wipe with sheet.