Think you have a thankless job? What about these poor Joes? Like the job of Movie Director.... Can you imagine how hard-up you'd have to be to even apply for a job like this? Or MAKEUP DESIGNER... Sheeeesh! And how about this poor bastard, The LIGHTING DIRECTOR....... And who the hell would want to be a BODY INSPECTOR... The Light-Diffusing Engineer...... Outer Body Moisture-Control Technician. Perhaps the worst position of all: Inner-Cavity Moisture-Control Technician. The Close-Up Camera Man &Assistant Light Diffuser..... And I suppose one might get used to being Special Angle Camera Man. But do you know anybody who'd want to be A PIMPLE BUFFER? AT THE END OF THE DAY, BE ETERNALLY THANKFUL THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE WORK OF THESE UNFORTUNATE SOULS.