Thinking about giving up porn

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  1. D_Fizzy Cola Bottles

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    I've been exploring porn for about three years now and I'm starting to think it's time to move on.

    The reason is that I believe I've seen everything that might be interesting to me. All the fetishes are losing magic and nowadays I'm like, "Seen that. Been there." :cool:

    Is anyone into erotica? I'm thinking of venturing into the more sophisticated realm... Checking out erotic art, photograph books and reading Anais Nin and Anne Rice.

    I don't know... Do you ever think porn gets boring?
     
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    You haven't seen miniature giraffes fucking.
     
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    Me neither.
    But I've seen them thinking about it.
     
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    I know.
    I'll give it back when I'm finished ... cleaner than it was when I borrowed it.
    Promise.
     
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    Ah, I see what you did there. You've been following me around, haven't you?

    And don't go correcting my spelling. That's perfectly acceptable, in fact, preferred round these parts.


    You're welcome to it as long as you like. Just make sure it's well cleaned. Use your tongue if you must. :mischievous:
     
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    I was following a pair of packed jeans, max. That's all.


    I was merely paying tribute to your originality, max.
    Wasn't that our contract?


    And your parts rule, right, max?
    Tsk tsk.
    You're not just prepuce-obsessed.


    That was Eloise's first piece of advice.
    Now, I'm using Drano¬ô for the hydraulics, and S.O.S. pads for the surface buffing.
    You'll be pleased, max.
     
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    Ah, subtle themes and crosscurrents. 'Levis', to be precise.
    You've made quite a study of me, haven't you?

    Gentlemen such as we have no need of contracts.
    Our understanding and mutual respect should suffice.

    If you say so, who am I to contravene?


    Not obsessed, just friendly. And supportive.

    I don't think so. Such rigor is not required.
    Maintaining a masterpiece calls for gentler methods and a deft hand.
    And don't you mean Heloise?
     
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    Sure dude... porn gets fucking boring. I started watching some live cam stuff because it is so unpredictable and it is hot just knowing that they are performing for you and the sex is happening right now! Porn movies all pretty much have the exact same formular with scenes about 15 minutes long etc... and they are depending on the stars to be the interesting part. There can be some incredibly hot people that are also incredibly BORING!

    I would much rather watch some self made porn or live cam stuff!
     
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    Of course, max.
    'Contract' in the sense of mutual understanding, perhaps a mere resonance in our synapse-firing patterns.


    Of course, but the giraffes had the majority.

    Of course I do, max.
    The problem is I'm pronouncing in French and using English phonetics.
    I will improve.
     
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    I do so enjoy when we sing in harmony, Huck.

    I didn't even realize they had the vote.

    Better that than Cockney. Then again . . . .

    Like a rare cognac.
     
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    I used to throw away, or sell, my collection every year or so. It always came back. Turning off the sex drive is like turning off the drive to eat. It is hard to fight nature.

    Never found a good alternative. Plenty of people brag about their sexual exploits. Until herpes and unwanted children are mentioned.

    I remain unconvinced that porn hurts. Maybe if it rules their life? I spend a couple hours/week with it.
     
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    I find most porn boring because it's absolutely passionless. The hottest stuff is homemade.
     
  14. D_Fizzy Cola Bottles

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    Hmm.. for awhile it looked like Mr. Hhuck and Mr. Maxcok totally hijacked this thread with their secret winking at each other...

    Getting back on track... It's not that I think porn is bad. It just seems like something people consume or play with for awhile. Like that old skateboard you used to practice and love rolling on that one day ends up in the basement or the closet.

    Or like some of the TV sitcoms... After you've watched twelve episodes of "Three's company" you've seen them all. The formula runs thin and dry. There's only so many different ways you can come to the running gag.

    Which is why I want to bid adieu. There are perhaps better avenues to develop my appetites. But before I leave, I'd like to blow a kiss to Ms. Shyla Stylez for those wondrous tits. Ms. Trina Michaels, you took me to heaven so many times. But you also stole some of my creativity. Did they know? Do porn girls laugh at you from behind the screen?

    I'm moving on to erotica. To art picture books and fiction that's not about wanking but about people who actually have something to say about sex.

    Never saw giraffes going at it in a video. No. Never saw people screwing aliens. That would have been cool.
     
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    If you want to see different stuff, I think Europe is a lot 'free'er'.

    I think maybe they used giraffes for some shows at the Roman coliseum. Death was the result from what I have read (one excerpt on the esteemed internet).
     
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    Oh no! Not the giraffes again. :11:
     
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    Fellucia Blow has some nice stuff, though I'd really like to see her actually have sex. There are a few free vids from x-art that are pretty nice too.
     
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    It's an idea whose time has come.
     
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    That's what he/she said.
     
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    I'll stick my neck out and say Yes.
     
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