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However, if that's all this forum is good for, why not just call a spade a spade and rename it the "Gay Personals Forum"?

Well, if a 100% legit straight ad does show up, where would it go? Right now, it would be filed in with the other LP Personal Ads. Under your proposal, it would have to be beamed out into space, or worse.
 

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Figures that everyone here would swarm all over the new guy and take my post out of context.

Largelarry, tittling the thread as This forum is a failure - delete it, what kind of replies were you expecting?

Three of your posts are talking about supposed false women, no one is taking your post out of context.
 

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I'm also a "hetero dude" (what a shitty expression), and I could care less if my wife saw my looking at pictures of dicks on LPSG. I actually posted my profile as 20% gay, which in my eyes, just means that I'm friendly with everyone, and I don't harbor a paranoia of "gay themes" here in LPSG. The percentages mean nothing, as I'm sure nobody took out graph paper, tabulated how many times they had "banged babes" versus being "ridden by studs", and then calculated the exact percentage. I've never had any sexual relations with another man, but hats off (and pants off) to those who are, as the sex they're having is every bit as valid (and probably hotter) than my sexlife.

Worrying that my wife might think I have "gay tendencies" would only bother me if I considered having "gay tendencies" to be some sort of insult. I'm hoping that everyone using this forum is beyond the petty bullshit of worrying about labels.
 

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Salmon Mousse with Capers

Ingredients for 8 persons:...
Grim Reaper: [pointing] The salmon mousse! [They all goggle.]

Geoffrey: [to Angela] Darling, you didn't use tinned salmon did
you?

Angela: [unbelievably embarrassed] I'm most dreadfully
embarrassed...

Grim Reaper: Now, the time has come. Follow... follow me...
 

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Well, if a 100% legit straight ad does show up, where would it go? Right now, it would be filed in with the other LP Personal Ads. Under your proposal, it would have to be beamed out into space, or worse.

Excellent point.

However, given that there ARE no legitimate straight ads, I don't think we'll be seeing that problem anytime soon.
 

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How does that make me a schmuck?

The guy posts that his girlfriend wrongly suspects him of being gay because he looks at dicks on here.

Then you look at his profile, and he's listed as 1% gay.

As a hetero dude, I'd be far more worried about my girlfriend seeing me listed as any % gay other than zero than her finding a few dicks on my screen.

Why? Looking at cocks on the net does not a gay man make. I've looked at the photos of women here and i'm not gay. I list myself as 100% straight only because i've had some sexual contact with a woman and it convinced me I was hetero. I should probably put 1% since i've actually had sexual contact with a woman. No matter. People put up 1% for a variety of reasons and it's not your place to judge someone by their percentage. There are bisexuals on this site who list themselves as 50/50 or 60/40, have girlfriends, and both are very secure in the relationship. Every situation is different. If you're worried about your girlfriend seeing you as 1% gay or higher that's your particular insecurity and your problem.
 

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Figures that everyone here would swarm all over the new guy and take my post out of context.

Once again:

I am not on this site for dating. I visited this particular forum (the personal ads) out of curiosity to see what kinds of ads were posted here.

As I expected, rather than finding legitimate ads from women who prefer the large phallus, I found nothing but gay ads and the occasional phony female ad. Now, I have nothing against a gay personals section. However, if that's all this forum is good for, why not just call a spade a spade and rename it the "Gay Personals Forum"?
As opposed to its current name, "Straight Personals Forum"? Please re-read the name before you come across as a jerk. There have been some straight personals in there, and I don't recall anyone demanding that the whole section be deleted as a result. It is what it is. If you find it offensive or disingenuous, isn't the simple answer just to go elsewhere? This site has been here considerably longer than you have been a member, apparently some of us like it just the way it is.
Apparently the women of this site seem to believe I am accusing them all of being fake and/or hideous. That's not true. I believe that a lot of you are real, and some of you aren't hideous. However, I also don't see any of you posting personal ads on this board, which again serves to prove my point.
It's amazing how naive some of you are.

I have been online for many, many years. Been in chat rooms. Used online dating sites. Posted in forums. I've done it all.

Let me assure you, that out of hundreds of online 'females' I have come into some kind of contact with, not a single one has turned out to be a horny supermodel-type who just wants to find a big-dicked guy to satisfy her or cam with. Not one.

Have I run into horny girls who like to get off on cam with strangers? Yes, but these girls are usually unattractive, and are average-looking at best.

Have I run into super hot girls who look like supermodels, and their pictures turn out to be legit? Yes, but they tend to be just here for conversation and not to find big studs to masturbate with.
So take a hint?
So yes, if you see a supposedly horny girl in these forums, and her pictures look like something out of your last wet dream, you can safely dismiss her as some kind of phony, most likely a dude.

There's nothing wrong with using this site for discussion. In fact, that's why I'm here. However, it still does not change the fact that this personals forum has failed, at least for straight men. I defy anyone to provide evidence to the contrary.
You provide your own evidence, and you contradict yourself. If you don't like what's here, then go elsewhere. If you do like what's here, stay and join in, but stop flinging insults. The only reason we "swarm all over the new guy" is that we already have a community here; you are welcome, but only if you act as part of the community. We are not here to satiate your every desire, and most of the women here are not looking for hookups, so don't complain if the women don't want to hook up, OK? And nothing you said was taken out of context, in fact, taking it in context is what pissed so many people off.
 

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Grim Reaper: [pointing] The salmon mousse! [They all goggle.]

Geoffrey: [to Angela] Darling, you didn't use tinned salmon did
you?

Angela: [unbelievably embarrassed] I'm most dreadfully
embarrassed...

Grim Reaper: Now, the time has come. Follow... follow me...

You got me, novice. I'm a cheapskate so I substituted jack mackerel.
 

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This forum is a complete failure.

All of the ads are either by gays or fake females.

This place is useless to straight men.

It was a good idea in theory but a disaster in practice.
This form is not a failure. It is a reflection of the real world. There are more fakes out there than on here. I take it you are new by your insulting post. Give it time hopefully you will meet a nice woman on here and fall in love and the two of you can stay away from here
 

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This form is not a failure. It is a reflection of the real world. There are more fakes out there than on here. I take it you are new by your insulting post. Give it time hopefully you will meet a nice woman on here and fall in love and the two of you can stay away from here

Nice. :smile: Break it down for him.
 

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Some of you are wrongly convinced that I showed up on this forum looking for hot women, and was disappointed by what I found.

That's wrong. I'm not looking for anyone here, and in fact already have someone.

I was posting an observation about this forum that was 100% true, and still has yet to be disproven. If there are really women looking for large dicks in this forum, point me to one message from a non-fake account where such an ad is posted.

You can't, because they don't exist. Rather than admit that this forum is simply a gay pickup area and a place for straight guys engaging in wishful thinking, everyone here is defending it like it's working out just as intended.
 

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Some of you are wrongly convinced that I showed up on this forum looking for hot women, and was disappointed by what I found.

That's wrong. I'm not looking for anyone here, and in fact already have someone.

I was posting an observation about this forum that was 100% true, and still has yet to be disproven. If there are really women looking for large dicks in this forum, point me to one message from a non-fake account where such an ad is posted.

You can't, because they don't exist. Rather than admit that this forum is simply a gay pickup area and a place for straight guys engaging in wishful thinking, everyone here is defending it like it's working out just as intended.
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I'm sensing anger issues here Larry, perhaps this area of LPSG isn't your cup of eggnog so steer clear of it. Then again, you may miss that one post you wanted to see-- Keep in mind if this area was shut down, then there would be no place for a woman to post when and if she did show up and you would be held responsible for that lacking.

People post here and people read here, you do not have to do either or you can do both (which apparently you have). Stop looking at what you haven't found here, start looking at what is here (if not in this section then in another--check the Etcetera and other area--


And in case I forgot--Welcome to LPSG.
 

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You got me, novice. I'm a cheapskate so I substituted jack mackerel.
The salmon mousse is rather like the Spanish Inquisition... no one expects it. :rolleyes:

...Rather than admit that this forum is simply a gay pickup area and a place for straight guys engaging in wishful thinking, everyone here is defending it like it's working out just as intended.
Well, it's obviously working out well for the gays and the wishful thinking straight guys. :tongue:

If it's not working for you, you could just stop logging in here and, well, GO AWAY. :biggrin1:

"Hi, I'm Larry. I don't like your toy, so it should be thrown away so that you can't play with it, and I'm going to stand here telling you so until you do." :rolleyes:
 

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Some of you are wrongly convinced that I showed up on this forum looking for hot women, and was disappointed by what I found.

That's wrong. I'm not looking for anyone here, and in fact already have someone.

I was posting an observation about this forum that was 100% true, and still has yet to be disproven. If there are really women looking for large dicks in this forum, point me to one message from a non-fake account where such an ad is posted.

You can't, because they don't exist. Rather than admit that this forum is simply a gay pickup area and a place for straight guys engaging in wishful thinking, everyone here is defending it like it's working out just as intended.
You were NOT posting an observation about the forum, you were saying the forum was a failure and should be deleted. From my limited viewpoint, those are not the same thing. Now, please disprove this to make your point: The title of the category is "Large Penis Personal Ads." Is that or is it not correct? In one of your posts, by ellipsis you claim that the title is "Straight Large Penis Personal Ads," because you claim it should be retitled "Gay Large Penis Personal Ads." The existing title is fairly non-discriminatory, inviting ads from gays (who choose to post them) or straights (who choose to post them.) Your suggestions were inflamatory, not expository. Yes, your statement that few women use that section is true. I cannot comment on how many super-attractive women use it, but you did... (in a rather inflamatory, rather than expository, way.) It was already fairly obvious to anyone who has been a member of this site for more than a week, exactly what that section was all about (some of us are actually bright enough to have figured out that it's used more by gays.) JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE LISTENING - IT WAS MOSTLY DUE TO THE WAY YOU POSTED, AND THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU POSTED IT, RATHER THAN THE CONTENT OF YOUR POST, THAT LED SO MANY MEMBERS TO SEE YOU AS A JERK.