This house is a woman's issue.

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  1. StraightCock4Her

    StraightCock4Her New Member

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    Not many of you may know but I'm a real estate agent in my "normal every day life"


    If you love big kitchens... Virtual Tour Produced By Matrix Tours Click on the right where it says kitchen (duh)


    You could be barefoot and naked in the kitchen pretty easily. Sex in the kitchen? Shit, you could put your king size BED in that kitchen and still make a suflette'.

    Turn the 3 game rooms into dungeons of pleasure if you like. Complete with its own indoor pool and dance studio.
     
  2. Principessa

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    What is that like 8,000 sq. ft.!? :confused: :eek: Kinda big for my needs. The colors are bland, but you are correct the kitchen is lovely. :smile:
     
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    22,093 square feet :eek:
     
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    Golly!!!
    It makes"Tara" look like a dolls house.
     
  5. Principessa

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    Who the hell needs a house that big?!?! How many bedrooms does it have? Never mind that's like the size of a small Home Depot.:eek:
     
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    A what??
     
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    I think he meant a soufflé.

    Needless to say, that is a HUGE kitchen! Maybe even bigger than my apartment. No wait, just checked again, defo bigger than my apartment.
     
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    Soufflé

    Man, you'd do a lot of walking around in there to put a meal on the table.
     
  9. StraightCock4Her

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    I knew I spelt that wrong. But who really makes souffles any ways?

    Yea, it comes complete with its own 3.9 million dollar price tag which is a hell of a deal.
     
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    A bargain for that square footage.
     
  11. Principessa

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    $3.9 mill for 22,000 sq. ft. that's actually not a bad deal. How much land does that include? Is there a horse barn? 5 car garage?
     
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    Why don't you buy it?
     
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    I'd have to have thirty friends to afford it. Someone would need to take the kitchen. Heck, you could camp in the entries easily.
     
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    Thats cheap in a normal market. If it has a horse barn and space for a round hay baler, this might help sell it. Have an open house and serve suflettes on the bar-b.
    When it goes to auction it might bring 2.2 million with some acreage. Good luck to you!
     
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    Yea I don't know anyone who makes soufflés, but for that kitchen I'd take a flippin class.
    Of course, for that price I'd have to save for eleventy billion years in order to be able to afford it. Can you imagine the electric bill?? I mean, here in Texas??
     
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    A lot of fucking spaces/ surfaces in that kitchen... hmm... *ponders*
     
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    Ah, easy. Just have one big crazy orgies and charge $$$ per head ;)
     
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    Would you like to visit texas? :wink: :biggrin1:



    And Patchos, I already put in a bid, lulz, I couldn't even type that with a straight face :tongue:
     
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    Cool! :cool: Crossy is gonna buy me a house! :biggrin1:
     
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    FU !!
     
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