This is a cinderella story, or should i say alagory

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Well, I went to a club the other day and had a few drinks. Then I met the woman of my dreams. She had low self esteem and an ass so big it made her feet hurt. That's why she took off her slippers. Suddenly the clock struck 12 and she took off running out the club....shouting something about her babysitter leaves at 12. Anyway, I'm gonna need to get this slipper back to her. So if you know a woman that fits that description, send her my way. Thanks.