This is a declaration of intent

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by D_Jurgen Klitgaard, Jun 26, 2008.

  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    I WILL ravish:

    Mad Rouge
    Super crayon
    Stacy
    Joybunny
    ChockoKittie
    Lee M
    NJQT

    ...not in that order.

    They will not know when it will go down, but I promise you ladies, it will. :cool:


    Carry on...
     
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    I'll just keep pretending like i don't notice you hiding in the bushes preparing to pounce me.
     
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    if you manage that...ill write a book of your travels and accomplishments and you'll be praised throughout the land of lpsg as a god among men!
     
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    You might want to crawl before you try sprinting, grasshoppa... :wink:

    And as our good friend Spladle says...pix, or it didn't happen!
     
  6. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    You know you like the thought of me leaping out of the bushes with my pants down and pouncing on you. You let out a scream, quickly followed by a shrill moan as I insert my throbbing meat. You pretend to put up a fight but quickly calm down and accept it. I am fucking the shit out of you right on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see. :wink:

    And so it shall be written!!

    Gonna get wet, might as well dive head first...right between a shapely pair of legs. :tongue:
     
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    I'm honored to be on your list, HC!
    Brings a new dimension to your promise of my experiencing hot Texas meat - makes the thought so much more inviting. :wink:
     
  8. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Bad time to tell you I'm shy in person. :redface:
     
  9. Principessa

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    Oh wow! It's been eons since I have been properly ravished. :flirt:

    See, that's the way to make the ladies stand up and take notice. :wink: :cool:


     
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    I'm open to taking complete control. :wink:
     
  11. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    Oh well, if that's the way it has to be. :wink:
     
  12. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    All right, where'd you find my list?
     
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    Fantastic thread, would read again. A++++
     
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    More like a Declaration of InThePantsDance. :redface:
     
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