This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely

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  1. D_Jurgen Klitgaard

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    You don't always have to fuck her hard
    In fact sometimes that's not right to do
    Sometimes you've got to make some love
    And fuckin' give her some smoochies too
    Sometimes you got to squeeze
    Sometimes you got to say "Please..."
    Sometimes you got to say "Hey..."

    I'm gonna fuck you, softly
    I'm gonna screw you gently
    I'm gonna hump you, sweetly
    I'm gonna ball you discretely

    And then you say "Hey I brought you flowers"

    And then you say "Wait a minute" Sally
    "I think I got somethin' in my teeth, could you get it out for me?"
    That's fuckin' team work!

    What's your favorite posish?
    That's cool with me
    It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
    What's your favorite dish?
    I'm not gonna cook it
    But I'll order it from Zanzibar!

    And then I'm gonna love you completely
    And then I fuckin fuck you discretely
    And then I fuckin bone you completely
    But then I'm gonna fuck you hard! (Hard)




    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgwwWa-x8Sk
     
  2. Mandee

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    lol nice song... I didn't go listen to it, but I read the words.
     
  3. B_houugadunor

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    Love Tenacious D, this is one of my fav songs by them!
     
  4. nakedwally

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    that video was silly
     
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    I hate that song lol!
     
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