top 10 things women tell this guy the first time he fucks them, doing them doggie style..
1) stop teasing me, stick it all in!
2) I luv how trim your finger nails are when you finger me.
3) Tell your dog to stop humping me.
4) Wow, your cock has a big tip... oh wait....
5) it feels like you are fucking me from a foot away.
6) how did you learn to fuck with your big toe?
7) how did you learn to fuck with your little toe.
8) You remind me of my asian boyfriend
9) stop teasing me with the anal plug and fuck me!
last but not least:
10) You remind me of when I used to let my kindergarden students fuck me.