This is hilarious as hell!

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  1. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Why the fuck is that funny?

    Just because the vid says it was an accident doesn't make it true.

    When a girl squeals, screams "OW!!" and struggles to get away you don't fucking push it in further and pin her to the bed.

    Accident. Right.
     
  3. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    I think it was funny because i've dreaded that moment in my own bedroom for years. I do agree with you that it was a bit stupid that he just laid on her when she tried to get away. But i've done the "uh, wrong hole" maneuver several times. I do believe he shoved it in the wrong hole on accident if you watch it, he just grabs it and shoves it back in there, he could have cared less which warm place it went in. But yeah, he's a complete dumbass for tacking her to the bed like that.

    Think most men in those videos are like dumb horses led to a mare, they just hump the air before being deflected into a warm wet spot and keep fucking until they blow a load.

    One more reason i would never do real porn. I'll stick to my web cam thanks!
     
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    I have the "wrong hole" happen several times. At least in my case penetration never happened because the response was instant on both our parts. I yelped and jumped forward and they were smart enough not to force it.

    It takes precious few IQ points to tell the difference between pleasure and agony. I'll grant you that this could have been a staged scene but not that it was funny in any way.
     
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    I think i have a sadistic sense of humor. Maybe its just the thought of being paired up with some dude i dont know, whos there just to fuck for the money, like myself. I dont feel too sorry for her. And i think the guy deserves to look like an ass. Most porn guys who arent the adontis types look like asses. If this were done in an amateur format, i think it would have resembled more of what you and i have been through and not the results of the overzealous hyper sex of Mr. Humpy Humperton!
     
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    Thats right up my alley of sadistic twisted porn humor! No pun intended!
     
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    That was no accident, that was intentional and he shoulda been slapped. :mad:
     
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    Oh wait, i just saw the end of it. Nevermind.
     
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    Yeah i dont know why i watched that vid suggestion either, it just sent me on a long long route through the depths of efukt.com that i would have rather not seen. I've seen more shit and blood than i could take for 3 lifetimes. So here i am at a quarter till 5am, still awake from all that shit...literally and figuratively!
     
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    Whoops... I just cut off your dick with these rusty scissors in my hands... that will teach you to 'accidentally' slip your dick in my ass and not stop.

    See, women just don't have the right amount of imagination.:biggrin1:

    Bed's Video made me unhappy. Ryan's video made me vomit.:cool:
     
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    Yep got to agree with Gillette...the guy deserves a fu**ing kicking for that....

    The thought of hurting a woman does nothing for me im afraid....

    Now a woman actually wanting it, thats a turn on....but I found that vid quite disturbing!
     
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    Great now i come off as some weirdo for laughing at it. I dont think it was faked and i dont give the same respect to women who fuck most likely complete strangers for money on behalf of porn companies. Its an entirely different planet of sex to me. Maybe thats just my brain. Doesnt mean she deserves it outright. But i think her reaction is pretty similar to what mine would be given i dont do anal and im not prepared for it. I also like to watch people fall and trip in funny videos. Im definitely destined for a special place in hell now!
     
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    I know the 'yelp'. :tongue:
    And was also smart enough to retreat quickly.
     
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