This is really annoying

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  1. D_Doewell Dadong

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    I am in rochdale in the Uk waiting to do a delivery (i am not allowed on site to make the delivery despite me being here for over 2 hours).
    and i have a fucking hard on, so rigid you could march an army across it. but what is really annoying is the my lorry has no curtains so i can't sort myself out.
     
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    Ha ha.

    Think of Vera Lynn.
     
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    What a coincidence. My mother-in law is from Rochdale.

    I'm surprised anyone can get it up in Rochdale.
     
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    Getting it up isn't a problem. getting it back down is. has your mother in law got any friends up here still?

    vera lynn just made it worse.
     
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    Can't you nip into the back of the delivery truck?
     
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    She's in the truck with you? :biggrin1:

    Bollocks - if an eighty year old woman, national treasure of the nation, is giving you the horn then you deserve it all.

    Why not turn the engine off, Diesel Dick!
     
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    can.t nip into the back because i can.t close it. which is a Bugger.

    vera looks good. and generally don't suffer from diesel dick. tend to do kegals when i do though.
     
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    Vera Lynn's still alive? Wow! And only a DBE? She should have been given a life peerage or a Bath for her morale-boosting efforts.
     
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    Good!!!!!, now you delivery guys know whats it like to wait around !!!!!!!.:mad:.


    Seriously OT, i was waiting for a package to be picked up from home last week, i was told by the courier that they would pick up between 8am and 6pm, i told them i work, they said thats how it is.i stayed home all day wasted a leave day and they came at 5-55pm!. so i masturbated all day:biggrin1:
     
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    The place i waited at today makes the sauces for mcdonalds. just thought i'd throw that random info into the bag.
    still not sorted myself out yet. been playing football. this is going to be a very rewarding shower.

    i am sure vera is still alive.

    broad delivery windows are down to poor planning by the transport office normally and the fact they think a lorry is a road going rocket powered tardis.
     
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    Lol, amazing what a search for my town turns up :)
     
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    You know what I hate about delivery guys, you wait all day for them to get there and they can't wait 30 seconds for you to get to the fn door.
     
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