This is the funniest thing ever

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  1. soccerfanatic

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    hahaha! That's quality! I do count myself lucky not to use public transport everyday

    PS how much has a bus journey in London gone up by? I think 2 years ago it was 70p, now it's 1.20 and in 2 more years it'll probably be a fiver! Bastards.
     
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    Ha, that was so funny and nearly all true , great find :)
     
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    last time I had the migraine-inducing duty of returning to the reviled city of my birth, the bus was a lot more than 1.20. I finally lost patience completely with the tube a few years ago and haven't bothered using it since.
     
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    You Brits have such a lovely way of cursing. It almost sounds coversational.

    Queen Elizabeth in the reception line: "Welcome to Buckingham."

    "Fucking thank you, ma'am."
     
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    i guess i should point out that buckingham itself is both nowhere near and nothing to do with buckingham PALACE :p
     
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    i guess i should point out that buckingham itself is both nowhere near and nothing to do with buckingham PALACE :p
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    Sorry, Rock. The closest thing we have to palaces in the U.S. is White Castle.
     
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    All I can remember is this one British guy, "King Amdo", referring to someone as a "bloody cunt".
     
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    yeah it's true we talk like that!

    Typical conversation:

    'you're such a wanker'

    'shut the hell up fuckface'
     
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    Fuckface is my mum's one when she is fighting with someone on the TV :lol:

    The football is the best, the amount of pure filth shouted at no-one really is amazing, I of course dont any of that :evilgrin:
     
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    That is fuckin' funny! Having been to London half a dozen times in the last 4 years, the Underground is one of my favorite parts. I use is almost exclusively while there...yes it stinks, it's crowded, it's dirty....but it moves 5+ million people a day. And you'll think the 1.50 gbp is a bargain if you have hired a taxi. Love London and all those UK wankers.

    Of course, with the US dollar being virtually worthless, that 1.50 gbp is $3 US.
     
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    yeah, any time now I'm gonna sell my condemned shit-tip of a house and buy a 5th ave apartment through the hilarious exchange rate. awesome.
     
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    Talking of British insults, the best Ive heard for sheer insanity is "cunty chops"...
     
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    Yeah, I'm laughing my ass off. Won't be able to afford a trip over this year. sigh.
     
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    personally I can't imagine why you'd WANT to, but cheer up. half of the UK will probably be coming to you instead.
     
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    Oh yeah, that sums up the London Underground pretty much. The outer stations on the route don't have tramps though, but otherwise, pretty close! :p
     
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