This is the funniest thing ever

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[Dude!]

Originally posted by Spank_The_Monkey@Mar 28 2005, 04:48 PM
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hahaha! That's quality! I do count myself lucky not to use public transport everyday

PS how much has a bus journey in London gone up by? I think 2 years ago it was 70p, now it's 1.20 and in 2 more years it'll probably be a fiver! Bastards.

 

[peter2004]

Ha, that was so funny and nearly all true , great find

 

[Dr Rock]

last time I had the migraine-inducing duty of returning to the reviled city of my birth, the bus was a lot more than 1.20. I finally lost patience completely with the tube a few years ago and haven't bothered using it since.

 

[Pecker]

You Brits have such a lovely way of cursing. It almost sounds coversational.

Queen Elizabeth in the reception line: "Welcome to Buckingham."

"Fucking thank you, ma'am."

 

[Dr Rock]

Originally posted by Pecker@Mar 28 2005, 11:45 PM
You Brits have such a lovely way of cursing. It almost sounds coversational.

Queen Elizabeth in the reception line: "Welcome to Buckingham."

"Fucking thank you, ma'am."

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i guess i should point out that buckingham itself is both nowhere near and nothing to do with buckingham PALACE

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by Dr Rock+Mar 29 2005, 02:00 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Dr Rock &#064; Mar 29 2005, 02:00 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pecker@Mar 28 2005, 11:45 PM
You Brits have such a lovely way of cursing. It almost sounds coversational.

Queen Elizabeth in the reception line: "Welcome to Buckingham."

"Fucking thank you, ma&#39;am."

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i guess i should point out that buckingham itself is both nowhere near and nothing to do with buckingham PALACE

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Sorry, Rock. The closest thing we have to palaces in the U.S. is White Castle.

 

[jonb]

All I can remember is this one British guy, "King Amdo", referring to someone as a "bloody cunt".

 

[Dude!]

yeah it&#39;s true we talk like that&#33;

Typical conversation:

&#39;you&#39;re such a wanker&#39;

&#39;shut the hell up fuckface&#39;

 

[13788]

NelsonMuntz84:

Originally posted by Dude&#33;@Mar 29 2005, 09:46 PM
yeah it&#39;s true we talk like that&#33;

Typical conversation:

&#39;you&#39;re such a wanker&#39;

&#39;shut the hell up fuckface&#39;

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Fuckface is my mum&#39;s one when she is fighting with someone on the TV :lol:

The football is the best, the amount of pure filth shouted at no-one really is amazing, I of course dont any of that :evilgrin:

 

[KinkGuy]

That is fuckin&#39; funny&#33; Having been to London half a dozen times in the last 4 years, the Underground is one of my favorite parts. I use is almost exclusively while there...yes it stinks, it&#39;s crowded, it&#39;s dirty....but it moves 5+ million people a day. And you&#39;ll think the 1.50 gbp is a bargain if you have hired a taxi. Love London and all those UK wankers.

Of course, with the US dollar being virtually worthless, that 1.50 gbp is &#036;3 US.

 

[Dr Rock]

yeah, any time now I&#39;m gonna sell my condemned shit-tip of a house and buy a 5th ave apartment through the hilarious exchange rate. awesome.

 

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Talking of British insults, the best Ive heard for sheer insanity is "cunty chops"...

 

[KinkGuy]

Originally posted by Dr Rock@Mar 31 2005, 02:21 AM
hilarious exchange rate. awesome.

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Yeah, I&#39;m laughing my ass off. Won&#39;t be able to afford a trip over this year. sigh.

 

[Dr Rock]

personally I can&#39;t imagine why you&#39;d WANT to, but cheer up. half of the UK will probably be coming to you instead.

 

[D_Humper E Bogart]

Originally posted by Spank_The_Monkey@Mar 28 2005, 03:48 PM
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Oh yeah, that sums up the London Underground pretty much. The outer stations on the route don&#39;t have tramps though, but otherwise, pretty close&#33;