This is why I have NEVER flown in an airplane and NEVER will

[jdcnow]

Two guys decide to join the Mile-High Club, and, well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtfSEWzUW9g&search=gay%20sex

Something VERY special in the air (a play on words with an old American Airlines slogan)

 

[findfirefox]

I thought this was quite funny as I do most public service type ads.

 

[Pecker]

Thank you for flying united!