this just made me laugh..

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  1. D_N Flay Table

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    afriad of cum
     
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    An ex-roommate of mine (who was a slutty bitch) actually threw-up on her man's lap when he came in her mouth. She would not let him shoot anywhere near her, ever, so he thought he would slip one in on her. I laughed my ass off at her when she told me.
     
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    Maybe he been eating a lot of asparagus, that makes the cum smelly, right , or is does it only affect the urine.?
     
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    Shit, it wasn't the possibility of asparagus that she had problems with. Look at her: she was shying away before he even came. It wasn't like she was really into either. I've seen more interesting movement in a slug!

    Nah, folks. She was just a boring root.
     
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    Anyone know the name of the song that's dubbed over?
     
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