This made me laugh! And cry...

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  1. IntoxicatingToxin

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    25 Ways to know that you've grown-up
    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up"
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids
    next door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
    you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
    leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You enjoy taking naps.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
    upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
    condoms.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
    going to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
    work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate
    them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"

    Bonus:
    26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
    that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.
     
  2. B_Think_Kink

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    I'm only 19 and some of those apply... crap....

    but yes... it made me laugh when I seen the title... "this made me laugh" its been a good night I tell yah...
     
  3. boerkie

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    LOL!
    Thanks for a good smile!!
     
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    oh, it's so true..
     
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    And I thought my personal Bio was a secert (LOL)
     
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    Hey! Only five apply to me and I'm five years older than you. :tongue:

    Britt
     
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    If you're kind, you'll kill me in my sleep after reminding me of all that.
     
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    Im 26 and like 3 apply to me I think, growing up doesn't have to equal becoming a boring sod, and i am here on the planet to prove that.

    Cheers
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  9. earllogjam

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    Hehe. What about....

    -you no longer consider staying at a Youth Hostel an option even though there are plenty of German adult types who do.

    -you read the ingredient label on canned food.

    -you can cook spaghetti and it tastes pretty good.
     
  10. D_Coyne Toss

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    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up"
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
    you.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
    leftovers.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate
    them instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"

    Hugh... worse than I thought.
     
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