this made me laugh.

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I dunno, I get a lil sick of hearing people talk about sitting to piss like it's so degrading. I know that for a man having to sit to pee is different because women have to sit to pee in a toilet, but just cause a man has to sit to pee doesn't make him less of a man. Lot's of guys with small dicks are still strong, capable MEN and the need to sit while urinating doesn't change the fact that they can beat the fuck out of someone if they're pissed off or provoked. It's kind of a funny pic, but more just silly to me. Thanks for sharing though :)
 

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I sit and pee...mainly because I don't want urine all over my bathroom. Those little, tiny droplets get everywhere and its gross. Plus, I stand enough, sometimes its just nice to have a sit down lol.
 

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what ii would like to know it... why could you pee without the need to poop but you can't poop without the need to pee? I realize that this is not the most attractive topic now.
 

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At a previous place of employment, there seemed to always be a puddle in front of the urinal in the men's room. I posted a sign that said "Please stand closer, it's shorter than you think". Some people found it amusing, others ignored it. The puddles stopped after about a week.
 

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Tell me about it, my friend was drunk and used my bathroom and he pissed everywhere, what amazed me was the fact he didn't confine it to the area of the toilet, but walls too,lol...i shall send him this warning notice payback time,lol.
 

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At a previous place of employment, there seemed to always be a puddle in front of the urinal in the men's room. I posted a sign that said "Please stand closer, it's shorter than you think". Some people found it amusing, others ignored it. The puddles stopped after about a week.

ha I love this one too.... lol
 

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It is funny. Made me giggle. The gym I go to has got to have guys with the worst aim taking a leak there. Always a nasty puddle of piss in front of the urinals. Ick.

And I can poop without the need to pee. I just CHOOSE to pee. Why not? I'm already there, and my junk is in the right spot for it. Now pooping while just taking a leak? That would be a mess.
 

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Years ago at my place of work we had one of those long trough type urinals where several guys could stand side by side and piss into the same urinal. Basically the same configuration as the attached pic, except this one was porcelain. It made for good cock watching and comparing, but that's another topic. For this thread the point is that there was always a bunch of stale pee on the tile floor where guys hadn't stood closely enough to the urinal and that prompted management to post a sign over the urinal. The sign read:

In case of air raid jump in the urinal. No-one's been able to hit it yet!
 

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I sit and pee...mainly because I don't want urine all over my bathroom. Those little, tiny droplets get everywhere and its gross. Plus, I stand enough, sometimes its just nice to have a sit down lol.

What this guy said.
 

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I try to sit and pee wherever I can too. It is just cleaner and more convenient.

As for the sign, there's little funny about it and in pretty poor taste.
 

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Be like Dad, and not like Sis, and lift the lid before you piss. Written on the bathroom wall at a college dorm.
 

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At a previous place of employment, there seemed to always be a puddle in front of the urinal in the men's room. I posted a sign that said "Please stand closer, it's shorter than you think". Some people found it amusing, others ignored it. The puddles stopped after about a week.

There is a company that makes a urinal with an image of a fly baked into the glaze.

Studies have shown that men will, without being told, try to "shoot" the fly when pissing, and the result is a LOT LESS piss on the bathroom floor or all over the rim of the urinal.

This is cited as an excellent use of Design in aiding function and affecting human behavior.

toilet-fly.jpg
 

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first thing in the morning, I sit to pee. Hard as a damn rock! I can lean my body forward and keep the stream in the toilet... otherwise, I have to back off and lob it in like a morter round... and it takes me a fair amount of stream to 'zero' it in!