This or That

[redz_rule]

Um.... bus.

Curtains or blinds?

 

[Endued]

Blinds. Speaking of which, how do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye! Arf arf.

Gooseberry or rhubarb crumble?

 

[redz_rule]

*groans*

Rhubarb crumble & custard...mmmm...

Shopping at Ikea... or clothes shopping?

 

[Endued]

(alright if that wasn't good enough, how about "how do you make a swiss roll? push him down the hill!".... oh come on, these are gold!)

Ikea's massive! Sod that. You can't just nip in and out. Clothes shopping for me.

Halloween or Easter? (or 'the opposite holidays' as they're definitely known)

 

[redz_rule]

*double groan and an eye roll*

Argh! I don't know - you get sweets on both! Um... I'm leaning towards Easter cos that's more chocolatey... but I think I'll go with Halloween cos it's just more fun!

apples or oranges?

 

[Endued]

Still no good? Okay last one, I promise... "what's a Greek urn? Not as much as he used to!" Thank you, good night!

Apples! The ol' stand-by.

For Halloween fancy dress... old school (vampire, zombie etc.) or new school (The Joker, Catwoman etc.)?

 

[redz_rule]

Aw at least you tried *pats you*

Typically old school... but new school is creeping in there - there's just more choice!

Water chute or wave machine?

 

[Endued]

Fanks miss! *blushes*

Water chute! The bigger/longer the better too. Weeeeeeeee!

Indoor or outdoor gig?

 

[redz_rule]

Lol - depends on the weather! Today - outdoor

If it was a matter of life and death - literally, if you did not choose you would be shot - which would you wear out in public: leg warmers or headband?

 

[fratpack]

headband.

sneakers or sandals?

 

[Endued]

*very late edit* (And who says guys can't multitask)... it's beach weather, so it's time to get my feet into some sandals!

Morning-after kebab or morning-after curry?

 

[redz_rule]

Lol - do you refuse to entertain even the notion of sneakers or sandals? Do you object to clothing in general? ;p

Curry

Superman or Batman?

 

[Endued]

Er, that was a test... and I'm happy to say you passed! Yes... a test.

Superman could beat up Batman. Everyone knows that.

Pelted with tomatoes or slapped in the face with a kipper?

 

[redz_rule]

Yeah, yeah Donald ;p

Lol, neither is very appealing but I'll go with the tomatoes...

Dessert: fruit cocktail or effing huge slice of chocolate gateaux. With cream.

 

[Endued]

Does your use of 'effing huge' suggest there is a correct answer? Because I'll take a fruit cocktail any day of the week. Oh yes.

Gerbils or hamsters...?

 

[redz_rule]

Sigh, and here's me thinking we were soul mates... fruit cocktail??????

lol. Hamsters. They are safe with me

shrubs or flowers?

 

[Endued]

So you can't take me as I am, even with my flaws? I'm prepared to look past the Wayne's World debacle if you can see past my love for fruit cocktales.

Shrubs. Two of 'em. One slightly higher than the other.

Um. Novelty socks, or novelty underwear?

 

[redz_rule]

Ni ni ni ni!

Socks!

greeting cards: pop-up or make a cool noise?

p.s. I am right about Wayne's World!!! Grrrrrrr

 

[Endued]

Those 'cool' noises go right through my brain. HULK SMASH.

Outer space, or inner space?

 

[redz_rule]

Hmmmm. Outer.

Kylie Minogue or Danni Minogue?