This or That

[Endued]

I prefer my underarm hair to be brown, thanks.

Squirrels or hedgehogs?

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

squirrels

dog--- irish setter or yorkie

 

[parchissi]

Irish Setter

Boxers or pugs?

 

[Endued]

Boxers are part of the 'ugly dog' group, pugs are a million times cuter.

Dachshunds or corgis?

 

[parchissi]

Corgis - bit of a Queen here

Staffs or Spaniels

 

[redz_rule]

Staffs!


With dessert: Fresh cream or squirty cream? (seriously this is not a double entendre!)

 

[fratpack]

fresh cream.

on a sundae -

chocolate sauce or caramel?

 

[Endued]

Chocolate sauce! Stick it in the microwave first though, yum yum yum.

The left one or the right one?

 

[redz_rule]

I'll be a rebel - the left!

Stuck on an desert island forever with only David Gest. Stay celibate or eventually think 'fuck it!' ?

 

[Endued]

I'd sooner cut it off with a sharpened coconut than run the risk of getting desperate! Celibacy.

There's a big red button that says DO NOT PUSH - push it or leave it?

 

[redz_rule]

God, I am so boring - there is no way I would push it! In fact I'd probably set up a 10 mile exclusion zone...

Spitting Image or Bo Selecta?

 

[Endued]

Pah, everyone would push it! Liar liar, pants on fire!

And I know Bo Selecta had its critics, but Craig David had me in fits every frigging time. Love that show.

Diamond encrusted toe-nail clipper or diamind encrusted tin opener?

 

[redz_rule]

Tin opener! Feet- bleh!


The Day Today or The Fast Show?

 

[Endued]

Day Today may have provided the smarter funnies, but Fast Show provided more laughs overall. And it's not like the good stuff wasn't great, either. Fast Show!

Simon Day or Paul Whitehouse?

 

[redz_rule]

Eeek! That's impossible! Ummm... Paul Whitehouse...just

Relevant question: study or run away and join the circus?

 

[Endued]

Join the circus! Unless you need to pass exams to work in one. In which case there's no escape.

Seal playing the horns, or monkey riding a bicycle?

 

[parchissi]

monkey on a bike

A Harley or Indian?

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

harley

take a trip to---New York or London ?

 

[eddie63]

London

Cruise or Plane?

 

[hockeyguy741]

plane

boat or raft