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Discussion in 'Show Off' started by hippyscum, Sep 11, 2005.

  1. hippyscum

    hippyscum New Member

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    First of all: chill. I did the same thing as you and thought my dick was 6.5 inches to begin with, when it was actually 6. You're not an idiot, you just didn't know the correct procedure for it.

    As for the girth, don't view it as a curse, doing that will get you nowhere. For what you think you're lacking in length, you have more than enough girth, and the girth means that you DO have a big dick.

    As for length being longer than circumference, psht! every penis is unique, get over it.

    Just remember that your dick doesn't make you who you are, and if it does... well then, you're just a dick aren't you?

    Welcome to the board.
     
  2. kurios

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    So you didn't measure correctly I'm quite sure many others do exactly as you have.
    There is no 'should be' length to girth ratio so relax
    If you were happy before and it worked be happy now
    6.5 x 6.5 is a good slab of beef
     
  3. LloydBaker

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    Here's some confidence at my expense. For 20-30 years I thought I had a little short of 6". I measured wrong about 1968 and was careful never to measure again. I have a very small retracting flaccid penis and was, therefore, sensitive on the subject, happy to be a "grower, if not a shower" and, anyway, "dick size doesn't matter." Yeah, right.

    A year or so ago, I measured properly after all the size enhancement ads on the net made me face the issue more directly. Guess what! 4½". . . Denial is a great thing. Maybe I should have stuck with it! I quite suddenly remembered and re-interpretted a lot of sexual encounters in which I was blithely unaware that size was an unspoken issue with partners. The funniest one was eating at a Chinese restaurant after having sex with a girl in college. Grinning sadistically, which I misinterpretted as lustfully, she said the egg rolls reminded her of my dick. It took about 25 years for me to "get it". I thought she was just inappropriately slutty at the time. Damn egg rolls were only about 4" long and 4" around!

    Seriously, though, denial doesn't work well. I was always plagued by a mysterious lack of confidence I didn't understand. Real confidence can't be built on delusion.
    :nopity:
     
  4. hippyscum

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    No problemo.

    By the way, everyone who sys they have 8 inches are either: measuring wrong, (they probly have the ruler halfway up their asshole) or are bullshitting. I know there is a lot of macho bullshit amongst guys, but even amongst friends who claim to have a penis the size of their arm, I have always said I'm the size I am. I don't see any point in lying to myself or anyone else for that matter. It usually just begins with one guy saying he's 8 inches then no-one else wnats to seem small by comparison. Trust me, you'll be bigger than the large majority of your friends.
     
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    Stecutis accidit.

    so your mediocre now, big deal (well not), bigger (or not) mistakes have been made. moaning here certainly wont help you.
     
  6. Pecker

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    L'E., you were perfectly happy with the organ when you thought it was nearly 8" long. Now you suddenly feel deflated because you were measuring wrong.

    You loved and admired it once and the only thing that's changed is a few little marks on a tape?

    What the hell's the big deal? It's still the same penis!
     
  7. SomeGuyOverThere

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    Excellent point Pecker!
     
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    So much for First Impressions...

    Pathetic 6.5"?????

    Being that im close to this measurement, I find this offensive.

    You Say you Feel like an idiot.
    Glad that your feeling Normal.


     
  9. jonb

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    Don't you mean stercus accidit?
     
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    longer than avg, wider than most
    what's the big whoop up over??

    I'm curved upwards, just short of 8 on the top and well over 10 if I measure the bottom. big whoop, guess those that curve downwards measure longer but hell I'm happy with it the way it is.

    For you, you'll find women need extra foreplay to handle the width. Like they say, you might not hit bottom but you can beat the %#$ out of the sides!
     
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    Sory, lonb, mi spellin isnt quit up too scrach, wel spoted thogh.
     
  12. dancinfool

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    one thing i would like to say to hippyscum: not all guys who claim to be 8 inches are lying

    i happen to be 8 inches long
    and i dont just say that to impress people either because i have no reason to do so. i have a boyfriend, im no size queen (proof: my boyfriend's penis is about 6 inches long tops), and im not interested in meeting anyone here in person.

    i understand your point though: a lot of people clearly DO lie about their size
    and in fact, a lot of the people who have pictures in the gallery count as liers mostly because its not hard to post pictures of someone else... im sure there are plenty of people telling the truth here


    but yeah- in response to the original post, 6.5 is by no means something to be embarassed about
    not only is it above average (i am a firm believer of the 5.5 inch average penis) but it doesnt even matter how large your penis is. what has 8 inches done for me? absolutely nothing. yes, my boyfriend might have been excited when he found out, but it has no impact on our relationship. you will find that the size of your penis size is the least important thing about you.

    i can understand your anger regarding realizing you were smaller than you thought, but honestly i wouldnt think about it too much- why waste your time worrying about something you cant really change anyway?
     
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