This wholeTwilight Vampire New Werewolf Moon Madness...

[Flashy]

Oh, come on, you can't say that you didn't love the part where he seemingly gags and chokes as she walks into the classroom.

Or when they have that ever thrilling confrontation in the woods regarding his being. I could feel her intensity.

Or just any one part of that stupid film. I'm convinced that either he's gay or she's a lesbian (or both), because seriously, there was no chemistry whatsoever. Most unintentionally awkward on-screen couple ever.

yeah it was just too silly...

and how all of a sudden did she just waltz in to the school and then next thing you know she has 6 brand new best friends in two days?

yeah and i do not know what the hell he was gagging and choking about when she walked in.

and then the baseball thing...and the rapists...just too absurd.

 

[HazelGod]

well...i am using "New Moon" as the ace up my sleeve to convince her to do more naughty things, that she might not otherwise do...:wink:

Man, the things we'll put up with for a bit of trim...

Save the New Moon card for when you're ready to knock on her back door. :biggrin1:

 

[Flashy]

Man, the things we'll put up with for a bit of trim...

Save the New Moon card for when you're ready to knock on her back door. :biggrin1:

that is *EXACTLY* the plan...

i already have it planned "but Bella would rim Edward if he asked her too"...

:wink:

 

[morsecode]

Perhaps what you all need are the porn version of this travesty, you know meet them in the middle.

Twatlight
New Poon
Eclitse (?)

 

[SweetLovesVick]

Readers Name Hottest Movie Beast Ever: Ian Somerhalder - Softpedia

They did a poll of "Hollywood vampire actors" and Ian beat them all out. Ian Somerhalder and Alexander Skarsgard seem to have the best bodies out of all of them.