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are they going to have to use a stand-in for the penetration scenes or does the actor actually have a large dick? I bet those actresses listed are come-dodgers though.. they should have a 'special guest star' come in every week and take a monster facial from the guy's shlong. You know how in 'CHiPs' each episode always ended with everybody smiling and laughing while the music played? "Hung" could end each week with a chick with splooge on her face as the credits roll.

And if you don't have HBO just get the torrents. They're sure to be seeded.
 

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So in the show how big is his dick supposed to be?

They are either going to just say it's 'big, huge' whatever and keep it mysterious... or it will be an outlandish hollywood claim much like Nip/Tuck where they were saying Christian is 10 inches :rolleyes:
 

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If Anne Heche is in this show I am sure that it will SUCK. Nothing she does is ever good. ie; "Men in Trees" WHAT YUCK!!!!! She is an idiot. (Just my opinon of course):tongue:

Nice to hear someone else say that...

<<shudder>>

if you want a really good 'spoof' of her, rent Bowfinger (Eddie Murphy (not sucking) and Steve Martin...

the 'actress' character was specifically writting ABOUT her (apparantly Steve Martin once dated her and well....I think he gets his 'revenge' in this...)
 

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are they going to have to use a stand-in for the penetration scenes or does the actor actually have a large dick? I bet those actresses listed are come-dodgers though.. they should have a 'special guest star' come in every week and take a monster facial from the guy's shlong. You know how in 'CHiPs' each episode always ended with everybody smiling and laughing while the music played? "Hung" could end each week with a chick with splooge on her face as the credits roll.

And if you don't have HBO just get the torrents. They're sure to be seeded.

It's not a porno, it's a comedy, and I very highly doubt you will ever see a cock in the series at all.
 

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Hmmmm. I don't get HBO. I don't watch any television except the full episodes I can get online.

Nice idea for a show, but yeah, I wonder if it's gonna catch on. It's a show about a guy who for all intents and purposes has a pretty shitty life, you know. If anything, anyone appreciating the fall of the big-man-on-campus high school jock will tune in for the pilot. Not nearly as popular, doesn't say too much about the job, gets divorced. And then he figures his dick is his "worthwhile" asset. I'm sorry. "Greatest" asset. I guess being self-important didn't help. Being a teacher and ball coach might be worthy of redemption... but nooooooo... his dick is his meal ticket. WTF? *sigh*

I've never heard of Thomas Jane either. How did they cast for this? Seemed like a cheeky idea at the time? Does Mr. Jane show well through a pair of sweats? Will they fit him with a prosthetic in case he doesn't? Either this show is going to go really raunchy or his dick will be this cute innuendo type thing that gets a few yuks and trails off.

No idea. Don't feel like I'm missing much, though.
I'm with you on this one Dee; sounds like a lame idea at best. Plus, what kind of podunk town is he working in that a full-time teacher and coach has no benefits? :confused:
 

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They probably won't show a thing but say its like 14 inches or some bull. Sex and the City was on that channel for years and they didn't show a single penis...Being that 8 inches is a one out of 500 average, it would be highly unlikely they would find a known actor that would actually FIT into this role. This show is an example of how American media are a bunch of size queens, you cannot watch a channel for 30 minutes without seeing an Existenz commercial.
 
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dude you're going to have a show about a dude's dick and then you don't show the dick??? That's just lame. Then it's just a bunch of canned one-liners about shlongs and that's gonna get old fast.
 

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You never know. They had Lexington Steele on Weeds in all his glory. They even discussed his dick while he stood there. I hope its a huge hit and women everywhere decide they have to try a big one. I couldn't buy that much adverstising, could you?
 

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You never know. They had Lexington Steele on Weeds in all his glory. They even discussed his dick while he stood there. I hope its a huge hit and women everywhere decide they have to try a big one. I couldn't buy that much adverstising, could you?

Yeah but he was just standing there with a softy and you couldn't see much right? I'd venture to say if they show anything, it will be with this same type of elusiveness.
 

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knew a chick who studied sexuality in college. She said that it's ok to show flaccid dicks in mainstream media (not network tv obviously) because they are "vulnerable" whereas erect dicks are.. well.. what's the opposite of vulnerable.. too aggressive I guess. Kind of interesting.
 
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I think the idea for this show, although maybe not the most original, is mirroring what I've noticed lately online at the cam sites.

There are a huge number of str8 guys (more Americans and Canadians than ever before) performing sex acts on cam for money.

The ones that I have spoken with tell me things like "I have bills to pay and since I got a big dick I may as well take advantage of it."

It seems like the premise of this new show is kind of the same thing. A guy who is down on his luck and looking for a way to make ends meet. He happens to be hung and decides to put his big moneymaker to work.

I think the show sounds interesting. And Thomas Jane is very good looking.

I'll be watching .....
 
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