Those Epic Random Boners!

plaasboer25

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Boys boys boys, we all get them, heaven knows why... but we do. And why is it that it is always in a meeting, right before you need to get up to do your presentation? Or in class, 2 minutes before the bell goes?

Lets share some epic random boner stories.

This one time, it was Christmas morning...You know, gift, giggles, and laughs... The whole family sitting around the tree... Where I live, it is summer in December. So it is HOT!

I was wearing my sleep short, havent had time to put on some briefs or get dressed yet.

Was waiting for my family to settle... and guess you decides to join the festifities?

MR EPIC RANDOM BONER!

Lets just say, it was the Chirstmas where I wished that I all my family forgot about my existance and bought me nothing...

Next moment, name is called out, a bead of sweat apears on my temple, I turn red like the wrapping paper of the gift my dad is holding out to me!

What now? What next?

The belt tuck? The 90 degree walk? The slide of the couch and crawl?

In one swift move, the belt tuck won the toss

The day, my t shirt was worth more than any of the gifts I recieved!