Thoughts From a Wandering Mind

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  1. jakeatolla

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    I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
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    I had amnesia once -- or twice.
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    I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
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    Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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    All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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    If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.
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    What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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    Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them..
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    Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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    Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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    One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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    My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
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    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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    The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
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    How can there be self-help 'groups'?
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    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
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    Is it just me--or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?
     
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    Enjoyed that! Especially after a couple of drinks!
     
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    I was reading this book today, The History Of Glue. I couldn't put it down.
     
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