Thoughts on the cockocracy

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A while back I came up with the idea of the "cockocracy". A way of organizing society and government around cock size. I abandoned the idea after a crisis of faith, but I still have some of those ideas rolling around in my head and want to share them with everyone.

Please understand, this isn't a post saying that we need to adapt these ideas or that this is the best way to structure society, just that these are some ideas I had.

In the cockocracy there will be a cock based caste system, with two basic groups: Bigs and Smalls. Bigs will have cocks of 7" and above and the Smalls will have cocks that are under 7".

Bigs will be the privileged caste. They will be given preference in all jobs, receive a stipend from the government and be solely considered for leadership positions in government and business. Within the Bigs there will be two groups, Normals and Supers. Normals will have cocks that are 7-9" while Supers are men with cocks bigger than 9". Supers will have all the same benefits as Normals, but will serve as religious leaders and show the spiritual superiority and supremacy of big dicks. They will receive a much higher stipend and will be stationed in temples all over the country in order to allow members of the local community to worship and appreciate their big dicks.

Smalls will be the lower caste. They will receive no stipend from the government and are barred from any kind of leadership position. They will be allowed to start their own business, but must sell it to a Big after one year. They will be expected to work menial labor jobs, but Smalls with exceptional skills will be allowed to work as doctors or engineers, although with a greater tax burden as punishment for taking away a high ranking position from a more deserving Big.

Housing will be determined by cock size, not money. The more cock you have, the bigger the home you will be allowed to live in. Men with 8" or more will be allowed to live in luxurious mansions, while men with dicks smaller than 4" inches will have to live in shacks in the forest or in the city sewers.

As women do not have cocks they will exist outside the system and not be burdened by the restrictions placed on men, although they will also not receive a stipend or be able to work as religious leaders, although they will be able to work in support positions within the temples. They will be able to buy homes using money, instead of dick. If a woman likes a Small and wants to live in a mansion, the Small will be allowed to live with her, but not have any ownership stake in the dwelling and must leave once the woman breaks up with him or dies.

Those are some of the thoughts I have on the "cockocracy". What do you guys think?
 

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somebody fell off into the deep end. Wasn't expecting this post but oddly am not shocked considering the source.

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Just some questions for the hell of it because I'm bored and it seems like this could be amusing even though it won't happen.


  1. What if the guy with over 9 is really fucking stupid? Do you really want him representing?
  2. If a big tells a small to get on their fucking knees and suck. Must the small comply with the big's command?
  3. Do you propose to turn the planet into a nudist colony? (excluding really cold places)
  4. Would porn have more stringent cock filters? so when you type in HUGE you actually get HUGE?
  5. How are gay smalls regarded?
  6. How do loans work
  7. What about women that can't fit a Big inside her? Are they in a special caste system?
  8. Does having the ability to produce a massive load get you ahead in life?
  9. Shouldn't women who can take 9+ inches balls deep be regarded as supers as well
  10. lol how does one worship in the temple?
 

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  1. What if the guy with over 9 is really fucking stupid? Do you really want him representing?
  2. If a big tells a small to get on their fucking knees and suck. Must the small comply with the big's command?
  3. Do you propose to turn the planet into a nudist colony? (excluding really cold places)
  4. Would porn have more stringent cock filters? so when you type in HUGE you actually get HUGE?
  5. How are gay smalls regarded?
  6. How do loans work
  7. What about women that can't fit a Big inside her? Are they in a special caste system?
  8. Does having the ability to produce a massive load get you ahead in life?
  9. Shouldn't women who can take 9+ inches balls deep be regarded as supers as well
  10. lol how does one worship in the temple?
Some answers to your above questions (I'm pretending to answer as if I'm the OP):

2. Yes, that's part of the OP's "fantasy world" LOL
3. Cold places are better because it causes shrinkage = more smalls
5. "Service providers" LOL (based on my guess of the OP)
7. There are women in this world?? :p
8. No, that would be a "cumtocracy"
9. See answer #7 above
10. Read your question #2 above LOL
 

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Where for smarts though? You said nothing about smarts! Would there be some sort of slanted preference towards schooling? And i'll reiterate what Doranq said. What about student loans?

I'm thinking none of this would work but it's fun to think about. :D
 

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As women do not have cocks they will exist outside the system and not be burdened by the restrictions placed on men, although they will also not receive a stipend or be able to work as religious leaders, although they will be able to work in support positions within the temples. They will be able to buy homes using money, instead of dick. If a woman likes a Small and wants to live in a mansion, the Small will be allowed to live with her, but not have any ownership stake in the dwelling and must leave once the woman breaks up with him or dies.

Wow. Just... Wow.

Not ever wallyj. This is just absolute silliness... as I've come to expect from you. Thanks for the chuckle.
 

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Shhh, you're a woman. You only exist outside of the system :p LMFAO

Indeed, you can't Penetrate into the system without that all too important Penis..but I've always been a little rebel, FTS :cool:
 
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oooh.

What about men that can't get it up?
How about old guys. who find their dicks not getting as big

What about someone that is morbidly obese? They have 7 actual inches but only 3 inches are use able?
what if you lost your willie in an accident
How about people that have gone through a sex change?

OMG. What about the rare but mythical men that Have two dicks? Even if they weren't over 7's shouldn't they be considered as Ultra's? (they actually exist but are really really fucking rare
What does a Big do if they want to leave a tip for a waiter? Let him/her have a free stroke, perhaps make him give it 1 lick?

If a Big / Super commits a heinous act do they get punished just as hard as a Small?



How would food stamps work?
How about buying Drugs?
Is Money accepted everywhere?
When isn't Dick an acceptable form of pYMENT.

How about hermaphrodites? Are they apart of the caste or outside of the caste?

What about UnNaturals? Men who have undergone Penis Enlargement surgery and or done a bunch of Penis Enlargement excercises? Will they move through the ranks?


At what age are men certified as a Big/Small. Birth, Childhood, Preteens, Teenager, Adult?


What if a Big wants to fuck your (a smalls) Wife? Could you cut off the Big's dick, turning him into an Untouchable?




Most importantly. How the hell would the Bigs whom are the overwhelming minority possibly enforce any of this? There are many many more Small and average men than Big men let alone almost 50% of the human population is female... Some women on this planet are just the sweetest thing but turn in to scary ass monsters when someone tries to do wrong to their family (example their man)


Would animals be worshipped?Some animals have some big fucking dicks. Like the walrus' is fucking huge.

Come on Wally. I'm giving you some good shit to think about. Can't have you pitching this idea half-baked , now can we?
 

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oooh.

What about men that can't get it up?
How about old guys. who find their dicks not getting as big

What about someone that is morbidly obese? They have 7 actual inches but only 3 inches are use able?
what if you lost your willie in an accident
How about people that have gone through a sex change?

OMG. What about the rare but mythical men that Have two dicks? Even if they weren't over 7's shouldn't they be considered as Ultra's? (they actually exist but are really really fucking rare
What does a Big do if they want to leave a tip for a waiter? Let him/her have a free stroke, perhaps make him give it 1 lick?

If a Big / Super commits a heinous act do they get punished just as hard as a Small?



How would food stamps work?
How about buying Drugs?
Is Money accepted everywhere?
When isn't Dick an acceptable form of pYMENT.

How about hermaphrodites? Are they apart of the caste or outside of the caste?

What about UnNaturals? Men who have undergone Penis Enlargement surgery and or done a bunch of Penis Enlargement excercises? Will they move through the ranks?


At what age are men certified as a Big/Small. Birth, Childhood, Preteens, Teenager, Adult?


What if a Big wants to fuck your (a smalls) Wife? Could you cut off the Big's dick, turning him into an Untouchable?




Most importantly. How the hell would the Bigs whom are the overwhelming minority possibly enforce any of this? There are many many more Small and average men than Big men let alone almost 50% of the human population is female... Some women on this planet are just the sweetest thing but turn in to scary ass monsters when someone tries to do wrong to their family (example their man)


Would animals be worshipped?Some animals have some big fucking dicks. Like the walrus' is fucking huge.

Come on Wally. I'm giving you some good shit to think about. Can't have you pitching this idea half-baked , now can we?
ROFL!! That is so well thought out shit!!
What if the mythical man with 2 dicks (they showed one online once from Egypt) had one dick big and one dick small? What would he be classified as? Would a horse (the animal) become President? Would wars be decided on dick measuring contests?
This shit is beyond funny
 

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ROFL!! That is so well thought out shit!!
What if the mythical man with 2 dicks (they showed one online once from Egypt) had one dick big and one dick small? What would he be classified as? Would a horse (the animal) become President? Would wars be decided on dick measuring contests?
This shit is beyond funny
:eek: I wonder if quality of the Dick helps they guy out.


I hear women describe some dicks as pretty, handsome, and beautiful. Leading me to believe some dick apparently look better than others.
Then there is curvature. Upward curves seem to be the most popular. With Downwards trailing behind.

What if two Bigs are batteling? Does hardness play a factor of the winner?

I mean if we are going to have a caste system based soley on size. To help solve some issues, quality of Dick must factor in somewhere. Know what I mean?
 

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somebody fell off into the deep end. Wasn't expecting this post but oddly am not shocked considering the source.

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Just some questions for the hell of it because I'm bored and it seems like this could be amusing even though it won't happen.


  1. What if the guy with over 9 is really fucking stupid? Do you really want him representing?
  2. If a big tells a small to get on their fucking knees and suck. Must the small comply with the big's command?
  3. Do you propose to turn the planet into a nudist colony? (excluding really cold places)
  4. Would porn have more stringent cock filters? so when you type in HUGE you actually get HUGE?
  5. How are gay smalls regarded?
  6. How do loans work
  7. What about women that can't fit a Big inside her? Are they in a special caste system?
  8. Does having the ability to produce a massive load get you ahead in life?
  9. Shouldn't women who can take 9+ inches balls deep be regarded as supers as well
  10. lol how does one worship in the temple?

Good questions.

1. I doubt a person with a 9" cock could be really stupid, but even if they were just one idiot won't delegitimize an entire society.
2. No. That would be rape and a Big would never let a Small near his cock.
3. No. I have some thoughts on clothing though that I will expand on in another post.
4. All porn would be huge. Smalls would be unable to reveal themselves in pornography by law.
5. Same as they are now.
6. Same as they work today in reality.
7. No. Women exist outside the caste system, but within the same society.
8. Load size doesn't matter.
9. See #7.
10. You massage the head of temple's cock three times, then get on your knees and let it hit you in the head twice.
 
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oooh.

What about men that can't get it up?
How about old guys. who find their dicks not getting as big

If you are impotent and have never achieved an erection, then you will be judged on your flaccid size. An old man will be judge by last measurement.

What about someone that is morbidly obese? They have 7 actual inches but only 3 inches are use able?
what if you lost your willie in an accident
How about people that have gone through a sex change?

All measurements are based on usable length, not bone pressed.
You will be judged by your last measurement. If you have none then you will be deemed defective or given the status of "female" depending on family history.
I'm sorry, but a sex change is no escape from, or entry into the system.

OMG. What about the rare but mythical men that Have two dicks? Even if they weren't over 7's shouldn't they be considered as Ultra's? (they actually exist but are really really fucking rare
What does a Big do if they want to leave a tip for a waiter? Let him/her have a free stroke, perhaps make him give it 1 lick?

A man with two large dicks will be kept in Fort Knox for safekeeping, because they are truly the nation's greatest treasure.
Tipping will not exist in this society.

If a Big / Super commits a heinous act do they get punished just as hard as a Small?

They will be judged less harshly than a small.


How would food stamps work?
How about buying Drugs?
Is Money accepted everywhere?
When isn't Dick an acceptable form of pYMENT.

Dicks are only an acceptable form of payment when buying or renting a house. They are not used at any other time as money.

How about hermaphrodites? Are they apart of the caste or outside of the caste?

They can choose when they come of age.

What about UnNaturals? Men who have undergone Penis Enlargement surgery and or done a bunch of Penis Enlargement excercises? Will they move through the ranks?

Since those surgeries don't work, there is no worry of them changing the system. If by some chance it does work, then they will be execute for trying to artificially change their rank.

At what age are men certified as a Big/Small. Birth, Childhood, Preteens, Teenager, Adult?

At the age of 18.


What if a Big wants to fuck your (a smalls) Wife? Could you cut off the Big's dick, turning him into an Untouchable?

Penectomy, even of a Small, would be a crime with the most harsh punishment imaginable.


Most importantly. How the hell would the Bigs whom are the overwhelming minority possibly enforce any of this? There are many many more Small and average men than Big men let alone almost 50% of the human population is female... Some women on this planet are just the sweetest thing but turn in to scary ass monsters when someone tries to do wrong to their family (example their man)

Everyone would just accept it as true, because it would bring peace to society.

Would animals be worshipped?Some animals have some big fucking dicks. Like the walrus' is fucking huge.

Nope. This is only for people.
 

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If a Big / Super commits a heinous act do they get punished just as hard as a Small?
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They will be judged less harshly than a small.

How much less?

To give an idea we are talking stuff like Murder, Rape, Molestation, Sexual/Physical Abuse.

How much less of a judgment would the 8 incher get than a 3 incher?

3 incher gets a death penalty full of suffering while 8 incher is insta killed?

Or would the 8 incher get sometime to think about it in prison before he can go skip amongst the flowers?

OR would 8 incher just get a slap on the wrist with a wagging finger telling him "no , no , no?"



Can punishment for a crime result in losing inches of your dick?

Lastly when is your last measurement taken?

The floor is yours.
 
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How much less of a judgment would the 8 incher get than a 3 incher?

3 incher gets a death penalty full of suffering while 8 incher is insta killed?

Or would the 8 incher get sometime to think about it in prison before he can go skip amongst the flowers?

OR would 8 incher just get a slap on the wrist with a wagging finger telling him "no , no , no?"

Kind of sounds like the justice system in America today, except they treat the whites like an 8 incher and the blacks likes a 3 incher.
 
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For the idea to work, maybe an overthrow of the ruling Cockocracy first. Bigs would be outnumbered by the smalls. Although, your idea sounds a bit more like a Dicktatorship. You could introduce a medieval flavour by introducing penis stretching on the rack for smalls. Nothing like a little cock and ball torture to pull the masses into line :)
 

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How much less?

To give an idea we are talking stuff like Murder, Rape, Molestation, Sexual/Physical Abuse.

How much less of a judgment would the 8 incher get than a 3 incher?

3 incher gets a death penalty full of suffering while 8 incher is insta killed?

Or would the 8 incher get sometime to think about it in prison before he can go skip amongst the flowers?

OR would 8 incher just get a slap on the wrist with a wagging finger telling him "no , no , no?"



Can punishment for a crime result in losing inches of your dick?

Lastly when is your last measurement taken?

The floor is yours.

Just like n modern America where certain ehnic groups are treated slightly btter by the courts, Bigs will get the same treatment.
 

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A thought on clothing.

All clothes will be made to emphasize the bulge or in some way prominently display the penis. Think of way female clothing puts emphasis on displayng the breasts or ass, it will work the same with dicks.

As long as the head is covered showing the penis is OK. I magine that in warmer climates most men will walk around with their dicks hanging out of their pants, with a helmet, or some other covering, over the cock-head to protect the man's modesty.

Colder climates will focus on displaying a prominent bulge and visible dick line.

Smalls who stuff their pants in order to make a bigger bulge can be sued for penis fraud if they try and use the bulge to get around the caste system. If they use their fake bulge to try and attract a sexual partner they will be charged with sexual assault and immediately executed.