Thread game ... kind of :)

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  1. readingHelpsMe

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    Except for the true size queens (and even then) the women here are always saying size isn't as important than men often think. So the game is:

    I would start a sexual relationship with a man that did not have my ideal penis size if he could ...
     
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    Heres a clue for you If you have a name called readingHelpsMe then read where you placed this and read that you call it a game which makes it mean it should go in the games section. Maybe a moderator can stop scratching their ass long enough to move it there for you.
     
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    *stops scratching ass* *smells fingers*
     
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    Happily keep my house clean, and neat with no help from me. Ooo ya loverman. You sure did a good job cleaning today. Come here and give me some love. Ooo You even polished the silver. I'm going to pound you extra hard for that one baby. :wink:
     
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    Scratch his eyebrows with his tongue!!!
     
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    Love me just as I am, and not try to change me into someone else. :redface:

    <==== OMG! I shoulda said that! Plus I want him to be able to fix things, play the guitar, love museums, be a good dancer, be kind to animals and children . . .
     
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    if he could...

    ... enthusiastically aid and abet my habit of having men on the side!:eek:

    (It wouldn't hurt if, like Hootie said, he could keep the house clean... but then again, isn't that what kids are supposed to do around the house?!) (now if only I can figure out how to get the kids to do that on automatic...!) :biggrin1:
     
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