Three biggest Cocks in Hollywood: Ian, Milton, and Liam

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by DaddiesBoy, Mar 27, 2012.

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    One thing I have learned on the Internet is that all the men that people want are huge and all the men that are disliked are lacking more than a stub and pictures rarely exist for any. I have also learned that often a man is said to be huge, gigantic, and then the pictures show something on the short side of average but people keep saying it's huge. The same happens with the balls. They are said to be gigantic, yet the hand next to them shows either the hand is freakishly over size or the balls are small or maybe just average. If the hands aren't on the penis it becomes questionable.
     
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    Here's the formula if you need it Hoss -

     
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    What's Liam's Porn Inch?
     
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    DaddiesBoy-

    It's a standard multiplier value which can be applied to anyone's real size. It originated in porn penis size exaggeration. For instance, if the current "porn inch" is around 1.57 inches, 7-inch guys in porn are referred to as having "11 inches".

    I think the key to Hoss's comment was in that "hotness" value though. If that's high enough, you've got a huge dick no matter what.

    Crunch

    PS- Hope you don't actually believe any of that stuff. I more or less pulled it all out of my tail. :biggrin1:
     
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    Ian McKellen was naked briefly in Priest of Love (1981) and showed a nice cock. If anyone saw him play King Lear on stage in the last few years they will never forget the scene near the end of the play when he throws off his clothes and is naked on stage. Even in his late 60's the sight of that lovely cock was enough to bring gasps from the audience.
     
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    How big would you guess?
     
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    I know that Berle used to brag how big he was....
     
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    I think they are all sexy!
     
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    how about that rock star who fucked pamela anderson in that video, he has a big beautiful cock !!
     
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    He means Tommy Lee
     
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    any pictures yet?
     
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    there is a celebrity monster cock guide detailing all the famous cocks google monster cock and will come up
     
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    Anyone have anything?
     
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    I don't know what I'm trying to achieve here.. celebrity endowments are the least important thing to me ever (and before anyone asks what I'm doing posting here; yes, it's because I'm lying. I'm secretly gay and obsessed with the cock and it's my ultimate fantasy to be sort of a Tarzan who swings through a jungle made of giant redwood penises, from penis vine to penis vine -- and I'm sort of freaked out from typing that because I know there's at least one person here reading this who is seriously turned on by that imagery), but I guess I just wanna be rational?

    If there's no photographic evidence of the penis being measured correctly at its hardest with a ruler, every single rumor is just that. No one at this forum has a 10x7 inch penis, so in all likelihood, none of these celebrities do either. So when a celebrity is known for being 'huge', it's safest to bed that they're anywhere from 6.5 to 8.5 inches, more likely to be closer to the former than the latter. If I had to estimate Neeson's size from that one picture, it would be 7 - 7.5 hard. But it's an ESTIMATE based on a blurry image of a soft penis in one state or another, on a dude who's close to being a giant. "Yeah well, there's this one woman who said it's GIGANTIC and why would she make tha..". I don't know why. A girl I've fucked told all her friends that I'm a giant and I'm 7x5.5.

    Thing is. We just don't know. I never pay attention to bulges, but still you'd expect to at least occasionally see some in passing and yet I've never seen these.. anacondas crawling down someone's knee that everyone here seems to be describing.
     
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    I think I may want to frame this. :wink:

    That's the same way I've always figured on the celebrity myth exaggeration/translation: if they're known to be "hung like a donkey", "the size of a ___ bottle", "at least eleven inches" or any of that other crap, it basically means they're somewhere above average. Probably in the same range as many of the average members here.

    Crunch
     
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    Yes he did to all and sundry. I heard him tell a flight attendant that "a lot of women, you know, they could not handle it". I had Debbie Harry and Chris Stein on the flight deck of someething or other (i.e., not a Lear-something with a real flight deck) and they were discussing Uncle Milty's exhibitionism. He showed him but not her. He was saying "it's like the Hindenburg". Maybe '85 or so, she'd just done Videodrome.

    Bill Berle his estranged son told me that he constantly bragged about it amongst show biz insders but never ever with outsiders.
     
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    That's annoying!
     
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